Doug Stanhope

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535 appearances 3 recordings 3 series first heard Jun 2024 last heard Feb 2025

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The Startup Ideas Podcast · 4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month · 3 Feb 2025 podcast
So when you guys divorce. You got it. You're going to have to fight. I get this, and you get the Leggero.
Yeah, I had to change my number because of that.
that was for her yes jokes were disgusting put it together i told her she uh she after the show the last show of this chicago comedy festival and she's the last server there all the comics and servers are just leaving to go to the bar next door by zany's i forget the name of it right around the corner from chicago old town ale house Yes, that's the place. Great bar. And I said, are you going?
She goes, you know what? I saw your act and I want you to know, I think you're completely disgusting. And so I went, okay. This is before there was a comment you could avoid on YouTube. It's a live comment.
Can't erase that. So then I get booked back because I fucking killed. And then she's there. And I said, hey, let's make a truce, okay? I'm here for the whole week now. And... We got to deal with, again, it's us against them. You need tips. I need laughs. Let's just try to get along through this. Yep. Oh, that was the second to last night. The last night of the festival, she's working.
And so I started, hey, I started trashing her about saying that I was completely disgusting. And I go, and you're a little cakey with the makeup, but I didn't bring that up. I just... I teed off on her. So there was a beef in play. Uh-huh. So then we made up. Makeup is great. Very cakey with the makeup. It's like almost like one of those Geisha girls. Oh, wow.
Uh, so then we made up when I came back to do the week, went to a bar with the staff, got along, had lots of drinks, went fucked, uh, with her head out the window, which was weird, uh, to think that there's a downtown Chicago hotel that had windows that open. Oh yeah. But it was a thing. Sorry. You should have got on mic for that. You should actually have him mic'd twice. Yes.
You should give me a little crotch mic. Right. A little like a Garth Brooks.
You have more current references than me. And I was fucking her in the ass. Whoa. And when I came in her ass. Whoa. Wait for it. And I leaned into her and I go, I just want you to know I find you completely disgusting. Oh, that's great. So we remain friends. Yeah, of course. Yeah. But I wrote about that story in a book.
And then the Audible version, I had a lot of people come on the podcast style. So in the Audible book, it's being read. But then when it gets to certain places, I would have people that were there to tell their side of the story. So she came on. She's a fucking great chick, Patty. She goes, well, first of all, You came on my back. You didn't come in my ass. Okay. All right.
That's why we're doing this. Wow.
That would be way weirder. That was not improv'd.
He just had a notebook. But when did it hit you?
Good question. I have no idea. I really don't.
Yeah, that would be way creepy if I planned the whole thing. Usually I don't work for this kind of money, but I have an idea. Wow, Patty. I wonder if she's still there. No, she's in L.A. She's in my old apartment building. Oh, all right, Patty. Might be on fire. Should check in. That's true. Yeah, a lot of people, man. Where is the Palisades? It's by Malibu. I had to ask, too.
It goes Malibu, Palisades, Santa Monica, Venice. Brentwood. Pasadena is also on fire. That's a P word. Whoa. Addie. Pussy.
No, that's... Anaheim.
Oh, man. This is Malibu. Wow, Beyonce. Hey, but since I dropped Annie Letterman's name, I'm also going to drop the fact that she said, yeah, my manager's house burned down completely, so now hopefully he'll try to get me work harder.
If you had to bail on New York City and L.A. and Austin were not options, where would you go?
Okay, let me add the addendum of you cannot come to any of those three cities to work. Wait, wait, wait. What do you mean? If you pick Rhode Island, you're within a couple hours of New York.
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