Doug Stanhope
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535 appearances
3 recordings
3 series
first heard Jun 2024
last heard Feb 2025
Doug Stanhope’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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The Startup Ideas Podcast · 4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month · 3 Feb 2025
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Oh, okay.
Florida has never had a comedy scene in my 35 years. Tampa, that club is pretty good. It's a club, but there's no scene there. That's true. I would have to.
That's true. I do love Chicago. If it's for work, yeah. There's so much right in that area. Like South Bend. I did like a full week of Michigan doing different cities. Kalamazoo, Lansing. There's just so much work there. You can drive two hours. That's true.
Ocean Beach is, fuck, they have a dog beach, too, for Winnie. They have a dog beach where you can let your dogs just pack. of fucking everyone's dogs just running in and out of the ocean and fighting and waves and stuff.
They go fucking chaotic. Like seagull scooper, you know, just carry her away.
Yeah, that's a solid nine pounds. That's true. She's girthy. A gallon of water is eight pounds.
Yeah, it's a little sketchy. A little bit. Sketchy. But they're hot homeless dudes. Don't leave change in your cup in your car. It's the kind of place they'd smash out your window to fucking steal your fucking dirty. Yeah. Speaking of, what kind of fucking weird car is that? Your car that got broke into. Oh, you heard about that, huh?
I bought, I forget what year, one of the three years it existed, I think, Pacer, with allegedly 4,300 original miles. Because I'm like, I want a cool car, but I can't fix shit. That's like a Wayne's World car. Yeah, and then I found out I got fucked, and it was like $104,000. It was gorgeous.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, it is. The Licorice. Do you have any Grey Poupon? Yeah. I think it was called Adobe Seats. Whoa. Some kind of Aztec Adobe. There you go. Is that it? First one.
He's funny. I fucking love Junior. You guys tour together, right? Yeah, we do. I'm going to start touring with Andy Andrist. Andy's, like, we're revamping our podcast with him. He had his own podcast issues with Andy, and I had my own. I'm like, why are we doing this separately? Like, he got burned out on his, and mine fucking needed him, and we should be touring together.
I get to a place where I didn't want to tour. I haven't in almost a year and a half. Hmm. You got enough money for that to not tour? Not when I'm doing the shit I've been doing. I've been bleeding cash like I'm making money, but I'm not. But if I could go back and tour the stuff I like doing, I mean... I know, like, the, whatever, the ballparks with Bert Kreischer and stuff.
It's just not my thing. I fucking hate it. Did he hit you up about that? Yes, one time, and I just... I'm sure he's a huge fan, you know? Oh, he loves you. Yeah, no, he's great. I went to one of his shows. We haven't... This podcast has still not been edited. And I'm saying that with contempt at my fucking editor. He did get Ukraine out. He's working on the Slab City.
But over a year ago, we went to a road trip. He was playing my hometown. And my best friend from when I was a kid, Chris O'Connor, not the fucking comic. I hate to... All right, don't get off track, fucking sketchy brain. We went, he emailed me and he goes, hey, your buddy Bert Kreischer's playing at this, what used to be the Centrum, where we used to sleep out.
We slept out, me and Chris O'Connor slept out two nights in the winter in February to get U2 tickets. Wow. And we weren't even that big of fans. We just thought it was cool to sleep out for tickets. Yeah. And so he's playing at this place. And my wife is she's the whatever organizer for the thing. Put in a good word for me so he knows I'm cool.
And I go, fucking Okie is going back to the fucking scene. So I packed up the kids, the cameraman and the wife. And we're like, all right, I'm going to get us in. I'll go backstage. I went on stage. I opened the show as the mayor of Worcester. I found out what his name was. Nobody knows who the mayor of their town is. I went out as the mayor. They introduced me as a mayor.
I went to a point where Bert had to go out at the end. By the way, that was not the mayor. Yeah. He could have gotten sued for this. You know what? Thanks for voting me back in office. I had the thing where, yeah, drunk driving. Who hasn't? And if I was sober, I would have killed that kid anyway. He came out of nowhere on that tricycle. And a few people know who I am and most of them don't.
They don't know me from the mayor. And we did this whole podcast, filmed it, and it took Chris O'Connor and I went on a tour of all the places that we vandalized as kids and we were the worst fucking evil children and places that we used to have fucking... There you go. I'm listening. I know. That's the light. Wait, you're from Worcester. Yeah. Okay. So we did this whole trip back home.
And I'm like, get that out before. This was December of 03. And I'm like, get it out before March so it looks timely since it's winter. Right. And he still hasn't cut it out. And then fucking Oki died. Fucking high age. He dies of a heart attack randomly. Sorry. You gotta fucking... He still hasn't cut the fucking thing out. We gotta get this footage out.
He does great shit. Have you seen the Ukraine stuff? No. We went to the fucking Ukraine. Me and Andy went to Ukraine. Fucking fired on the fucking Russians. What? Yeah. Pull that up. The biggest fucking... Piece of fucking machinery in the... There you go. What the hell? How did I not know about this? How did I not know about this? That's what I said, my fucking unlisted algorithm. This is 55K.
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