Doug Stanhope
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535 appearances
3 recordings
3 series
first heard Jun 2024
last heard Feb 2025
Doug Stanhope’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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The Startup Ideas Podcast · 4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month · 3 Feb 2025
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Yeah. So I'm fucking, I'm just standing back the whole time. I'm like, no, no, you put the ashes into the shell. And I'm smoking. I quit smoking a year and a half ago. I started smoking for Ukraine. Ukraine doesn't matter.
yeah right i come up to put the ashes in the shell but i have a cigarette my mother like no no no no yeah yeah sorry it's been a while yeah and so then i step away again and like no sign the shell So I wrote Mother's Final Flight, I think I wrote, on the shell. Then I walk away again. I'm fucking, I don't like, I have an irrational fear of balloons. Things that might pop.
So fucking artillery shells. I'm backing up and they're like, no, no. No, no.
Use your left hand, your right hand, but stay to the left. Whoa. And then they're like, well, you can't show that part. So it's just that part. He actually figured out CGI to make us cartoonish just for pulling the trigger, and then it goes right back. You might have killed a guy. Yeah, exactly. That's addressed in there, too. A guy. Maybe a platoon.
I wasn't looking at the final outcome. Yeah, yeah. I had no part in the war part. You never know where your career is going to take you.
Yeah, in Ukraine? That's crazy. I was going to say it could have been North Koreans, but that was before they got there. Good point. Crazy. Do you know Yoshi?
He's got porn relations. No. Kind of a comedian. No, Asian guy? Yeah. I don't know Yoshi. Yeah, he's a comedian. Now he's like, oh, I'm going over there too. Yoshi. Oh, God, you're quick.
Oh, he said, oh, I'm going over there, too. And he jacked up Andy for our connection. And so Vasil sends a picture of him with Yoshi. And God knows what. You know, the guys that like Yoshi's never done anything bad to us. But you go, I think he probably spins a lot of yarns to get in the clubs. You know, the guy that's. Yeah, but that's not what I think of as networking.
But the point is, like, now. Yeah, but now he's- Don't hook up that Ukraine wreck. Andy was saying, like, why would you go now that North Koreans- Oh, yeah.
Yeah. He did the Paddington voice. Oh, really? He did the Paddington voice. Sketch. Oh, sketch.
He wasn't doing crowd work.
What the hell? I had said the night before we went to the front, because we really had no idea what to expect from the minute I said yes.
And that lady said, I could go. You can't even fly in there. We had to fly to Poland and then fucking take... Wow. We hired a car to drive us in and then took the train back when we left, 15 hours, and not like a fucking Amtrak. There's no dining car. It's like...
What's this?
Whoa. Oh, yeah, we get to do that, too. Whoa. Not kill people, but actually be controlling drones. just to see what it's like. And if you've done any VR, it's times you're like, I just ping-ponged the first time and fell over. Right. Oh, jeez.
Will this wind be so mighty as to lay low the mountains of the earth?
No. Come by the cellar, man. Yeah, you never do. Why? What about New York Comedy Club? No, I'm going to find a bar maybe between here and... Oh, my hotel does have a shitty bar. Where are you staying? This won't come out for a while. Three blocks away. I use points. It's Voco or...
He shot it. Does he still do the Killing Iguanas? Yes. We want to film that for a podcast. Yes. All right, this actually brings me back to where I lost track, where the day before we went to the front, I said, if it got to a point where I go, I don't think I could fucking kill Russians because I would think, hey, they don't want to be here. They're fucking drafted.
It was weird to be on that side of a war, where any war we know about, we were on their fucking backyard. So to think of it where these guys got fucking drafted, I go, I don't think I could cut to you. And he fucking got to fire next. And he did a full fucking curly from the three stooges after it went off because he fucked it up. He didn't pull it hard enough. So it kind of started a fire.
But it didn't. And he had to do it like three times. And then kaboom. And it's a flash that you have your eyes squinted. At least I do. It's like... And you can still see the bright orange fucking light. And it's so fucking like tremor. Like if I hadn't shit my pants.
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