Doug Stanhope
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535 appearances
3 recordings
3 series
first heard Jun 2024
last heard Feb 2025
Doug Stanhope’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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The Startup Ideas Podcast · 4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month · 3 Feb 2025
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And Andy does it and goes. Wow. That's a bucket list. God damn it. See, now you put me right back on fucking path and now I lost myself. Key West. Key West. Tom Gustin. Yes, that's okay. I don't know if I could kill an iguana. You could do it. I know I would have a harder time killing an iguana than maybe killing a Russian. Yeah, well, these are more people.
By the way, for you guys listening, iguanas are like fucking rats down there. Rats. They're pests and they're a nuisance. If you go when it's freezing out, the first time I went in a dusty place. We've never killed a rat. Well, you would if you haven't. I would. I would.
I think, doesn't he do it with a blowgun?
Yeah, he's got like an air gun. Oh, okay. I want to do it with a blowgun because I keep, I'm telling this story wrong and now my version's more interesting. I'm packing a blowgun. There we go. I think if I could hit an iguana with a blow dart, that iguana had it coming. God hated that iguana.
There's no dates for these things.
No, I think he's sticking with that. And he's Australian, so he knows what's up. Hell yeah. And we don't really have acts yet. That special that came out, that was pretty much it since the last time I toured Australia. So what I didn't put... in the special, I already worked out in Australia to decide it's not going in the special. So it's really the worst fucking...
Yeah.
No. You know what? It's weird. I thought, should I bring these? Yes. I can't sleep. All right. I guess you don't have a border here to have a connection.
I'm going to have to.
We're going to Australia for a reason.
That was good. Well, I write down... I wrote more shit in a notebook since I woke up at 10 a.m. Like, all right, this could work. Just being here with you, like, I'm going to go do this. I don't hang out with comics. I don't have comedy. There's no comedy club within fucking four hours of me. Wow. So I don't...
Less than that. Yeah. No, I come here when it's a fucking cash cow. If I'm going to do comedy, I'm going to wait until it's tight.
Hang out! No, I hang out with comics. Every time I go to the seller, do you want to do a spot?
But you're one of the greats.
Yes. That's how I stay that way. I'm not failing miserably trying to do fucking 10 minutes, which I don't have. Walk the road. I can do an hour and 15 easier than 10. Good point.
With the lady that wouldn't leave? Yes. Again, I have no memory except for the really awful shit. Yeah, there was a lady that came as a guest of one of my good friends. Yes. They worked in finance. I get fucking Morgan Stanley or some shit. And she just hated me up front and wouldn't leave. You were just talking about a lady like this who was on her phone the whole time.
She hated you, but you said you did it right. Was that you? I think it was probably you. A lady. She was on the fucking right-hand side of the stage. And you tell her she hated me. And you do the whole thing. And at the end, you go, by the way, you must have hated me. No, that was Ari.
Oh, that was Ari?
Yeah, that is nice. Yeah, the right answer was how the conversation started in that, just leave. Yeah. You walk out, just, hey, it's not for me.
Yes. I was going to ask you, how much, because the whole crowd work thing that is ubiquitous, how much do you think that's empowering the fucking audience? I don't think it's that. To think they have a say.
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