Dr. Phil
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Just listen to her.
She's a middle-aged lady talking to the camera.
I bet she's a schoolteacher.
I bet she's a schoolteacher.
That's it?
That's it.
Stand with her.
Always works out.
What the?
What in the fresh hell was that?
By the way, so I don't know what the matriarchy is, and I am a woman, and I am the matriarch of my family, but also, like, no man.
So if I see a homeless man that I usually give a snack to or a bottle of water to, I'm like, do you pledge allegiance to the patriarchy before I give you this food?
Yep.
No Oreos for you, my man, until you take the pledge.
It's usually a granola bar.
I don't buy Oreos.
And then you also have to promise...
To not listen to any more racially based jokes or puns or stereotypes.
Did you say the N-word at all in your life, sir?
You cannot have this granola bar.