Drew Carey
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276 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard May 2025
last heard May 2025
Drew Carey’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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So it wasn't like, yeah, thank God. But it wasn't before cameras or instant cameras that you would buy at Disney World to take around all day.
Or like throwaway cameras. Disposable cameras, yeah. Everybody had something. They didn't have a phone, but they had something. And I'm acting like an idiot, just like drunk out of my mind. Fucked up drunk, but in a really good, happy way. Like, we got to do something with Drew. And somebody had the idea, let's put Drew in a wheelchair and wheel him out of here.
So they got the guide, Disney guide, to get a wheelchair, the red vest guy. Yeah. Got me a wheelchair, plaid vest guy. Put me in the wheelchair, and they're going to wheel me out of there, which they do. And I'm in the chair just like fireworks going off. A month later, whenever we're back and we're starting in the writer's room, was it Weekly World News or Weekly World? Some tabloid.
Tabloid, double page, Drew Carey drunk at Disney World. Oh, no. The picture that made everybody laugh so much was me in the chair with my mouse ears askew on my head. They weren't even straight. I have a red solo cup in my hand.
Yeah. That's my face. I got beer spilled all over the front of my shirt. There's a beer stain on the front of my shirt. I'm in a wheelchair with a Disney guy behind me. Keepin' the place classy. I have a picture of that framed in my house.
Well, after I did the Phish thing, when I went to the Phish concert and sent out those tweets about how I would stick my dick in a blender, I also said, by the way, that I would give you all my money and give up pussy for the rest of my life. Nobody mentions that part. All they bring up is the dick in the blender part. Like, I offered, like, three big things. Yeah. Yeah, I'll take the cash.
You know, you can have all of it, but why are you concentrating on only that? Yeah. Because for a guy, that's like the worst thing. Like, you can have everything, just don't do that. It's a visceral feeling. Yeah. But after that, I remember talking to an executive at CBS, and that Diddy thing just came out where he dragged her through the hallway. Like, that video had just come out.
She was like, you're just having fun. It's not like you're dragging it in your way through a hallway and beating them. I'm like, exactly. Like, who cares? If you're honest with everybody about how you live and if you're not hypocritical, you can pretty much live your life. In my book, I wrote about me going to strip clubs and all that stuff. Yeah. It wasn't shocking because I'm open about it.
And I was open about it. I would go into a strip club as Drew Carey and go, hey, man, VIP's here. Where's my table? Everybody knew. Hey, Drew. Hey.
Remember the guy that was the president of the American Evangelical Association? He was a TV preacher and he got caught with iron gay hookers. And then he went to a Christian conversion thing for like two weeks and came back and he said, I'm healed, I'm not gay anymore. And I gave this joke to Greg Proops. He would do like a nightly...
thing at a club like it was like a chat show but it was live at a club in la i went every week it was so good and i gave him that i got a great joke but i don't do stand-up so here's this joke for you because it was just in the news he goes yeah greg proofs like killed it he goes yeah so this guy i can't remember his name got caught with gay hookers and he went to a christian conversion thing for a week now he's not gay anymore and what they did was they took him up behind the barn and made him smoke a pack of dicks till his tummy hurt
People were like pounding the table. I was so proud of myself. And I wouldn't have given it to anybody else because Rick Proofs can tell a joke like nobody. Oh, man. But yeah, you get caught doing that, then you're in trouble. Yeah. But if I'm like, yeah, I go to EDC. What do you fucking think I do at EDC? Not drugs because you're the host of The Price is Right.
I was on another TV show telling a story, a drug story. It was the show called This Is Not Happening. And that was my joke. I'm at ADC, my friend's doing mushrooms. I'm not, because I'm the host of Price is Right. I'd be an idiot to do mushrooms and then talk about it in public. So it was just him. He was, not me though.
Howard Stern could talk about anything he wanted, admit to anything he wanted. Nobody fucking touch him.
But that's why people listen to Howard Stern because he's truthful and he's honest and he's saying exactly what he did and he's not trying to bullshit his way through. And, you know, you're on the Howard Stern show. That's what he was like. Off mic. Off mic, yeah. On mic. You can't fake it.
You can't be, I'm meeting you. You can't be on the show and fake it for this long. Impossible. And your show would suck. It would be terrible, yeah. That's why people listen. That's why people listen to podcasts because they're getting a real thing and have a real conversation with people. If I do a nighttime talk show, I talk to a segment producer and we talk about what we're going to talk about.
What if we have a story, but it's all pre-planned? That makes complete sense. The host has cards. So I heard you did this. I got a great story. I was on Letterman. And I did the pre-interview. There's always a pre-interview, which I hate because I can talk for 10 minutes. Like, what are you fucking doing to me? Maybe somebody else can't, but I can.
It's insulting almost that they give me a pre-interview.
That plus they want to know what's happening because it's a seven minute segment.
We got to hit bam. We don't need dead air. Can't afford it. So they're like, Hey, this isn't going to be a whole show. So that segment, if you just have a minute segment, let's do, let's hit it. And then these are great stories and those will be viral, whatever they do. They want, give me your most interesting. I get that.
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