Drew Nickens

Oh, a thing from earlier.

Sorry, I was at the gym, Lewis.

Yeah, Joe List got so fucking weirded out when I was doing this.

It's hot.

One of my brother's nicknames was Mr. Brittany Griner Jr.

His name was Jesse.

He was an all-state athlete, but he was wild.

He was a combination of Antonio Brown and Kanye West with a sprinkle of Seth Curry.

Yeah, he didn't identify as male or female for a week.

He thought he was Crash Bandicoot, the video game character.

My man escaped three mental hospitals on pure athletic ability.

I thought he was Mexican the way he was hopping fences.

He reminded me of an outside cat because he would disappear for four days.

We wouldn't hear a peep from him.

But then he'd come back like nothing happened, and then he'd be real hungry.

He'd go from Crash Bandicoot to Garfield really quickly.

One time he came back, he had a bunch of cardboard, and he proceeded to dance to the Step Up soundtrack for two hours.

My parents were so worried.

They were like, where have you been?

He's like, don't worry about where I've been.