Duncan Hyde
speaker
10,872 appearances
38 recordings
2 series
first heard Apr 2026
last heard yesterday
Duncan Hyde’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Hey fellas, I need to tell you about the day I had high stakes a high stakes life or death standoff with an absolute unit of a primate while walking completely buck naked.
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I live in an apartment complex surrounded by bush, so I'm used to the local monkey monkeys occasionally roaming around the parking area.
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We had a mutual respect.
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I don't bother them.
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They move out of my way whenever I'm walking in or out.
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That was until a warm Saturday morning after an absolutely soul crushing leg day at the gym.
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I walk past my neighbors having their morning coffee on their balconies, go inside immediately, hopped into a hot bath for a quick, much nice
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Needed post-workout recovery.
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While in the bath, out of the corner of my eye, I spotted something moving.
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Then, stopping by the bathroom door, I turned my head and locked eyes with a muscle-bound fucking unit of a monkey, at least double the size of the usual lot.
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This overbuilt silverback wannabe had snuck through a spare bedroom when uh bedroom window that I apparently had left open.
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Yeah.
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Realizing I have zero fighting chance of this creature track me trapped me in the tough fucking hell, okay.
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I stood up and out of the bath while my head still faced the bathroom door and the doomsday messenger standing there.
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Uh we stood face to face in a dead silent western style standoff.
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For some reason, adrenaline took over, I locked eyes, puffed out my tress chest, and said, Try me, motherfucker!
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What a lie.
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I don't know if it was my tone or the sheer psychological trauma of a soaking wet, stark, naked man marching towards him, but Prince Kong freaked the fuck out.
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He back dry me, motherfucker.
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