Duncan Hyde
speaker
11,324 appearances
39 recordings
2 series
first heard Apr 2026
last heard today
Duncan Hyde’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 39 in all, peaking in Jul 2026 with 10.
Appearances
He backed into the spare room and stood tall on his hind legs.
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I kid you not, this fucker was the size of a juiced up ten year old child.
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As I cornered him, I looked past him and realized the bedroom curtains were wide open.
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The neighbors were ster still leisurely sipping their coffee coffee, and my unsolicited package was still dangling in the wind.
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The urge to cover myself was quickly outweighed by the terrifying realisation I did not know if Prince Kong was uh uh was out of the shit cucking variety.
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Uh shit chucking.
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Yeah.
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Oh yeah.
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I wanted I worried that rapid hand movement towards my nether regions could constitute a challenge and run and t and turn our tense standoff into a fecal fueled shootout.
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I wouldn't survive.
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So I I I opted for the full frontal public exposure over violent primate trauma.
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I kept Alpha Walking this menace back until he finally scrambled out the window.
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I slammed the window shut, collapsed onto bed.
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hyperventilating processing the fact that the first time I had to defend my home was against an intruder, I had to do it butt naked with an audience.
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But I don't know how many neighbors saw me in all my glory, but I can tell you this, the seven year old granny who I accidentally locked eyes with that day still waves and smiles at me every time she sees me.
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Classic melders, classic yarn.
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That'll do it for the day.
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We've got a busy afternoon.
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We'd better go get at it.
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Have a cracking weekend and thank you very much for listening to the podcast.
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