Duncan Hyde
speaker
11,324 appearances
39 recordings
2 series
first heard Apr 2026
last heard 2d ago
Duncan Hyde’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 39 in all, peaking in Jul 2026 with 10.
Appearances
This particular day was a special day.
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I was about to go on leave for two weeks in Europe.
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I was really looking forward to this as I'd uh and I had only ever been overseas with the army, and they usually don't send you to the nicest places around the world shitholes.
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Anyway, my section commander, let's call him Webby, 'cause that's his fucking name.
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Wanted to fuck with me, so he kept telling me that he was gonna find a way to prevent me going on leave.
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Somehow I told Webby to go and get fucked.
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Let's call this foreshadowing.
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Anyway, I'm sitting on the edge of a runway reading a book, waiting for with about twenty other blokes for our plane, a C one hundred thirty Hercules to land, but then fucking boom.
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Fuck was that?
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Being in a war zone, explosions aren't exactly unusual.
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However, this one did seem quite close.
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And you could slightly feel the shock waves, but no alarms sounded.
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We laughed it off until we noticed thick black smoke rising from the fuel depot.
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Ooh shit.
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But our plane was starting its approach to land and we all started to relax, saying shit like, Haha, eat a dick, Afghanistan.
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The bears will sue me on.
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Ha ha
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Our thoughts being that Afghanistan can keep burning for a couple more weeks without us, as we'll be all on the pist soon.
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This assumption was incorrect.
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The fucking plane didn't land.
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