Duncan Hyde
speaker
11,324 appearances
39 recordings
2 series
first heard Apr 2026
last heard 4d ago
Duncan Hyde’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Well, I'll tell you.
LAUGHTER It means they would have died, meaning I was a movie and a wank away from having plastic bollocks.
LAUGHTER And no chance of ever using my population pace to keep my bloodline going.
That's
a good turn of phrase.
We will use that again at some
point.
That's what we're here
for.
That's how we all got here.
My mates stopped any rumours being spread around school pretty quickly of me having a foul STD in a way only a group of lads could.
They were convinced giving me the nickname of Hitler was a bright idea.
So rather than being a bit of a dirty stud, but a stud nonetheless, I became a pretty shitty world leader with one bollock.
Despite still having both my fucking nuts.
I guess it's the thought that counts.
I now have one testicle permanently stitched to my bull bag.
However, the right testicle, every time I come, now goes up into my stomach.
Fuck, this is a good start, eh?
We might just wrap it up after this and fuck off to the pub.
I'm not
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