Duncan Hyde
speaker
11,324 appearances
39 recordings
2 series
first heard Apr 2026
last heard 4d ago
Duncan Hyde’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I went to my first class and I'm telling you, I'm trying to focus on bullshit maths while my balls are growing larger by the minute, like it was a fucking pipe bomb in my pants.
I sat next to the hottest two chicks of the year and I burst out crying and shouting, oh, fuck, my nuts, I can't take it anymore.
My teacher thinks it's a disgusting gag until I offer to show her them, which landed me in a little bit more bother.
So a few hours of waiting for my mum to pick me up and I'm at a clinic with my boxes down and my flaccid penis just limp in an Asian man's hand.
And my mum's eyes are glued to what she had created.
I thought I was in the clear until I heard the sheer panic in the doctor's voice.
Calling head to the hospital to get me a room and multiple specialists ready.
Now, my mum must have made a call to my brother at some point who thought, yeah, this sounds like a fucking good day out.
Let's go and stare at my brother and his tiny balls getting tickled.
So he popped along.
And there I am waiting for the specialists only to realise my mum and brother start absolutely pissing themselves laughing.
Now I sit confused but the penny drops and I realise the three specialists are all big black African jack dudes.
Each of them at least six foot six with the fingers thicker than my cock and swollen balls put together.
Now as you can imagine, no awkward boners were in that room.
Now I was borderline shaking and all I hear is my brother saying, hey doc, don't you need to stick a digit in his ass to make sure it hasn't spread?
It's an optional extra at that stage.
Long story short, when the girl punched me in the nuts, she had somehow wrapped the two testicle cords around each other.
Both reduced the blood supply to them significantly and I'd been walking around with two twisted fucking bollocks.
The doc then said if I'd left it four hours longer, they would have physically dropped off the cords in the sack.
of hang there.
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