Elliot Higgins

He goes, all right, get your chute and let's go.

You're holding up the show.

And so I struggle into my chute and I waddle after the leprechaun and I pile into the plane last because I'm going to be first out.

And we are at 3,000 feet, way sooner than I want to be.

There's a bunch of yelling.

They cut the engine and a leprechaun turns to me and just goes, put your feet out, get out and go.

Well, I've never done this before and it's windy out there, you know?

So I turned to the leprechaun and I say, sir, I'm having a boom.

He stiff arms me out of the plane.

And you know, my first thought was, wow, I've just been thrown out of a plane.

My second thought was I wasn't ready, and my third, there was no third thought.

My personally packed parachute deployed beautifully.

Oh no!

I had it wrapped wrongly around my testicles, and it's like I'm floating to Earth on my testicles.

And so what's a hippie to do?

I pull up on those risers, and I'm doing a pull-up, and I'm flying that chute everywhere.

And I am zooming.

And so just then, the leprechaun comes flying by in one of those really cool parafoil chutes, a modern one, and all I heard was, what the hell are you doing?

And all he heard was, my balls.

And so things are happening pretty fast.