Elliot Higgins
speaker
84 appearances
2 recordings
2 series
first heard Jan 2026
last heard 2 Jun
Elliot Higgins’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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He goes, all right, get your chute and let's go.
You're holding up the show.
And so I struggle into my chute and I waddle after the leprechaun and I pile into the plane last because I'm going to be first out.
And we are at 3,000 feet, way sooner than I want to be.
There's a bunch of yelling.
They cut the engine and a leprechaun turns to me and just goes, put your feet out, get out and go.
Well, I've never done this before and it's windy out there, you know?
So I turned to the leprechaun and I say, sir, I'm having a boom.
He stiff arms me out of the plane.
And you know, my first thought was, wow, I've just been thrown out of a plane.
My second thought was I wasn't ready, and my third, there was no third thought.
My personally packed parachute deployed beautifully.
Oh no!
I had it wrapped wrongly around my testicles, and it's like I'm floating to Earth on my testicles.
And so what's a hippie to do?
I pull up on those risers, and I'm doing a pull-up, and I'm flying that chute everywhere.
And I am zooming.
And so just then, the leprechaun comes flying by in one of those really cool parafoil chutes, a modern one, and all I heard was, what the hell are you doing?
And all he heard was, my balls.
And so things are happening pretty fast.
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