Emily Wade
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Podcast Appearances
It's fucking cold in Austin, even though it only gets to like 60 degrees out here.
We're such assholes up there.
I made eye contact with somebody on the train the other day, and I was like, why the fuck are you looking at me, dipshit?
Um, you know, I really love the outdoor people.
They always bring entertainment.
I don't want to tell you what I do because I don't want to make you make me do it, but I love karaoke.
Hey, my eyes are up here, Steve-o.
Okay, so I'm really scared of the ocean, but I love the ocean.
One day, my karate sensei showed me his tattoo.
Yeah, I'm a second-degree black belt.
Yeah, but don't ask me to show you anything, because I'm kind of fat and out of practice.