Emily Wade
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Podcast Appearances
Can you beat the fuck out of this guy right here?
You want me to beat the shit out of the blue-haired liberal?
He had a tattoo of a spider, and I was like, why the fuck do you have a Black Widow spider?
He was like, I'm terrified of spiders.
So he was like, I put something that scares me on my body, so I have to face my fear every day.
And I was like 15, and I was like, whoa, that's so fucking deep.
And then I got money and my buddy tattooed me in his bed and it was a jellyfish.
If I did that, it would be a vagina on my forehead.
I did my first three feature spots in the past year, which is very exciting.