Enrique Chacon
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
It sounded like a Tommy Lee solo.
Yo, yo, yo, what's up, motherfuckers?
I had to stop driving Uber Eats because I started abusing my own supply.
And if I'm your Uber Eats driver and I've been dropping off McDonald's at your shitty college campus and you're only tipping me 86 cents, I'm sorry, bro, but I would put my dick in your fish sandwich, dude.
At that point, that ain't tartar sauce anymore.
You wondering why the McDonald's tastes so good this week?
Where's this new recipe coming from?
It's coming from south of the border, bitch.
But yeah, man, this is how I knew I got fat from Uber.
I knew I got fat because my girlfriend, she spontaneously started sucking my titties in the bedroom, bro.
Big guys, anybody else get their titties sucked, dude?
Man, dude, she started sucking my titties so good, bro.