Faye Lane

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115 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Jul 2026 last heard 28 Jul

Faye Lane’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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The Moth · Feel Good: The Moth Radio Hour · 28 Jul 2026 podcast

You're just voluptuous.

And you can sing like a little bird.

Can they sing?

I bet they can't sing.

Sometimes I would sit under the dryer next to Miss Helen and I would pat her soft arms and knead them like dough.

And we would talk about things.

We would mostly talk about food because she loved food the way I loved food.

And she would say, baby, all I need in this world is a glass of buttermilk and a warm piece of cornbread.

So one day I said, Miss Helen, how come you're not fat?

She said, oh, bless your heart, child, I am.

I'm as fat as I can be.

I said, well, you don't look fat.

She said, well, that's because I know how to camouflage.

I said, camouflage?

What's camouflage?

And she said, well, that's where you hide something so people can't see it.

I said, wait a minute, you can camouflage being fat?

She said, good Lord, yes, child, I'm stuffed into this girdle like a pig in a blanket.

Don't you just love pigs in a blanket?

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