Fi (former assistant/guest)

Actually, it's not even there.

It's, like, down lower because the glands are kind of at the bottom of your vagina.

And, yeah, like, started to get bigger.

And it was probably the size of, like, a grape.

And, like, you feel that, like, ow.

And it started to ache, like, really bad.

So...

Actually, at this point, it hadn't hurt that bad.

So I make an emergency appointment with my gyno.

I go in.

She checks me out.

She's like, yep, it's a, you know, Bartholomew cyst.

She's like, we can't.

She's like, it's actually not that bad that I can, like, do anything about it today.

She was like, I've seen ones the size of grapefruits or baseballs.

I go...

how i'm like this yeah yeah some people have like so this is the thing they're like chronic whatever so she was just like it's not severe enough she was like it's not um impressive enough okay i was like you're like sorry take it yeah i was like sorry my cooch is not

Impressive to you.

But so she gives me an antibiotic and is like, you know, do sitz baths where you just like sit in like warm water to like kind of with like Epsom salt.

Yeah.