Fi (former assistant/guest)

So I take the antibiotics.

I do that.

This shit just gets worse.

Like within a couple days, I am like in excruciating pain.

And I now have one on the other side that has formed as well.

Wait, I didn't know that.

Yes, I had both sides.

My coochie did not look like my coochie.

It was so traumatizing.

Could you see it?

yeah no with a mirror just like everything down there was just not how it's supposed to look oh god it was swollen i could not walk i could not walk yeah we had plans to work out no i literally i'm gonna have to sit i couldn't walk i couldn't stand up like this sounds it's so so tmi you guys but like the pressure that was down there yeah because they want to pop jeez no it was so much it

Later that week, I'm calling the gyno.

I'm like, they're like, we have no appointments and we're closed on the weekends.

I'm like, this is like one of the most painful things.

Probably the most painful thing I've ever experienced in my life.

So that weekend I was bedridden.

I quite literally stayed in bed the entire weekend.

I just took baths and stayed in bed and took ibuprofen.

Oh my God, like walking my dog.

I was crying.