Fi (former assistant/guest)

I was literally crying.

It hurt so bad.

So finally, Monday morning, I text one of my friends and I'm like, can you take me to the emergency room?

Well, I tried to go to the gyno.

They're like, we still don't have any openings.

And I'm like, I'm done.

they're so booked it's crazy i get it because like a lot of them see pregnant people yeah which like they have certain timelines like i totally get it but i was like f this but then i'm reading on reddit and like all online about going to the er with these cysts and they're like they are not sensitive like they just slice that shit up whatever i was terrified i was like i feel like i should go to a professional like i mean they are professionals but i was like i feel like i should go to a vagina specialist yeah a coochie doctor

and but i was in so much pain at this point i was like i'm over it i'm over it so yeah my friend drops me at the er i'm like literally there by myself i like waddle in to the front desk i'm like in tears at the front desk and i'm like checking in and the girl goes i like tell her what's going on and she's like okay you can take a seat she's like actually i couldn't even sit yeah i was gonna say could you even say i couldn't even sit like in the car oh my god so painful i felt like i had balls

I looked like I had testicles.

I'm not kidding.

Were you like sitting like this?

Mari, I was literally like, stop.

Oh, it hurts so bad.