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Gabby Windey

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
4906 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

We must be separate. Do not Let your fear center engage. Know the weed. Know that Indica is still not helping. I am afraid. She gives me the wristband. She teaches me how to work it. I immediately forget. For I am still scared. I walk into the locker room. Oh. No, there's not men, but there is way too many women. This locker room is huge.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

We must be separate. Do not Let your fear center engage. Know the weed. Know that Indica is still not helping. I am afraid. She gives me the wristband. She teaches me how to work it. I immediately forget. For I am still scared. I walk into the locker room. Oh. No, there's not men, but there is way too many women. This locker room is huge.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

We must be separate. Do not Let your fear center engage. Know the weed. Know that Indica is still not helping. I am afraid. She gives me the wristband. She teaches me how to work it. I immediately forget. For I am still scared. I walk into the locker room. Oh. No, there's not men, but there is way too many women. This locker room is huge.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

Lots of women walking around, coming from all sorts of career fields. I can tell by their gait. I can tell by the way they walk. I can tell from one arthritic knuckle, from typing away all day. One more email. One more email. As per my last fucking email. Don't get me. No, do not bump me. Don't bump it. I don't want to talk to you. Their fingers are arthritic. Ah, there's one in healthcare.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

Lots of women walking around, coming from all sorts of career fields. I can tell by their gait. I can tell by the way they walk. I can tell from one arthritic knuckle, from typing away all day. One more email. One more email. As per my last fucking email. Don't get me. No, do not bump me. Don't bump it. I don't want to talk to you. Their fingers are arthritic. Ah, there's one in healthcare.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

Lots of women walking around, coming from all sorts of career fields. I can tell by their gait. I can tell by the way they walk. I can tell from one arthritic knuckle, from typing away all day. One more email. One more email. As per my last fucking email. Don't get me. No, do not bump me. Don't bump it. I don't want to talk to you. Their fingers are arthritic. Ah, there's one in healthcare.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

She's moving extra fast. And the last thing she shall take off. To get naked before the spa is her dance go. Because she understands what the support of a sciatica might mean to her in her future. Luckily, I brought a bathing suit. Nobody is naked. This is all very concerning to me. I'm starting to panic. I'm starting to panic. Do not give up.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

She's moving extra fast. And the last thing she shall take off. To get naked before the spa is her dance go. Because she understands what the support of a sciatica might mean to her in her future. Luckily, I brought a bathing suit. Nobody is naked. This is all very concerning to me. I'm starting to panic. I'm starting to panic. Do not give up.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

She's moving extra fast. And the last thing she shall take off. To get naked before the spa is her dance go. Because she understands what the support of a sciatica might mean to her in her future. Luckily, I brought a bathing suit. Nobody is naked. This is all very concerning to me. I'm starting to panic. I'm starting to panic. Do not give up.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

You've paid $85 times two because you thought Robbie was going to be able to go with you. No, you have no more support she had. She has a prior engagement. It's okay. Fight through. What is on the other side? The hit of a dopamine akin to a cocaine that I've said before that the cold plunge gives you. You're almost there. It's all gonna be okay once you get inside.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

You've paid $85 times two because you thought Robbie was going to be able to go with you. No, you have no more support she had. She has a prior engagement. It's okay. Fight through. What is on the other side? The hit of a dopamine akin to a cocaine that I've said before that the cold plunge gives you. You're almost there. It's all gonna be okay once you get inside.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

You've paid $85 times two because you thought Robbie was going to be able to go with you. No, you have no more support she had. She has a prior engagement. It's okay. Fight through. What is on the other side? The hit of a dopamine akin to a cocaine that I've said before that the cold plunge gives you. You're almost there. It's all gonna be okay once you get inside.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

Boy, boy, have I never been so wrong. I step foot, barefoot. I didn't bring a flip-flop. Oh, great. Here comes the planner wart. Men everywhere, everywhere looking at me. Ugh. Oh, here's that distant feeling of what it's like to be sexualized. I thought, I thought that was in the past. Now I'm acutely aware of the word, of the word that is perceived. Here we go. I feel a retina graze my areola.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

Boy, boy, have I never been so wrong. I step foot, barefoot. I didn't bring a flip-flop. Oh, great. Here comes the planner wart. Men everywhere, everywhere looking at me. Ugh. Oh, here's that distant feeling of what it's like to be sexualized. I thought, I thought that was in the past. Now I'm acutely aware of the word, of the word that is perceived. Here we go. I feel a retina graze my areola.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

Boy, boy, have I never been so wrong. I step foot, barefoot. I didn't bring a flip-flop. Oh, great. Here comes the planner wart. Men everywhere, everywhere looking at me. Ugh. Oh, here's that distant feeling of what it's like to be sexualized. I thought, I thought that was in the past. Now I'm acutely aware of the word, of the word that is perceived. Here we go. I feel a retina graze my areola.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

Don't cower. You've lived your whole life cowering because you're 5'8 and everybody else is shorter than you. Yes, including the man. You must hunch your shoulders and get down to their level. Thanks for nothing. Forward rolling shoulders. That's why I need to go to the gym. I have to engage my scapulas to pull the shoulders back to lead with confidence that I've never had.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

Don't cower. You've lived your whole life cowering because you're 5'8 and everybody else is shorter than you. Yes, including the man. You must hunch your shoulders and get down to their level. Thanks for nothing. Forward rolling shoulders. That's why I need to go to the gym. I have to engage my scapulas to pull the shoulders back to lead with confidence that I've never had.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

Don't cower. You've lived your whole life cowering because you're 5'8 and everybody else is shorter than you. Yes, including the man. You must hunch your shoulders and get down to their level. Thanks for nothing. Forward rolling shoulders. That's why I need to go to the gym. I have to engage my scapulas to pull the shoulders back to lead with confidence that I've never had.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

But they might take it a different way, the men. The men in their Speedo and Happy Trail and furry chest looking at you. They might take it differently. They might remember the Quaalude they bought from Hugh Hefner's estate sale, which they have been saving just for you, just for this moment. They're gonna sneak it into the bathtub where you soak and it will permeate your pores on the epidermis.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

But they might take it a different way, the men. The men in their Speedo and Happy Trail and furry chest looking at you. They might take it differently. They might remember the Quaalude they bought from Hugh Hefner's estate sale, which they have been saving just for you, just for this moment. They're gonna sneak it into the bathtub where you soak and it will permeate your pores on the epidermis.