Gene Simmons
speaker
1,552 appearances
6 recordings
6 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard 10 Dec
Gene Simmons’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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You could be a deaf mute and we'll pop one on you.
Who cares? Now that we're done, I'd like to. How was I?
I had some good teachers. I have to say, one of my first experiences, I was a newspaper delivery boy. I was 13. Just a knucklehead. It was dead of winter.
He didn't want to do his newspaper route, so I took over his route, and I was delivering in the snow and everything just to make 30 bucks a week, which was a lot of money back then when the people had two sticks together with the fire and everything. And once a week, I'd have to go and collect the money, you know, 25 cents, 15, 50 cents, and all that. And the Sunday edition was a dollar newspaper.
It was, like, really thick. And it was Christmas time, and it was a few days before Christmas. I'll shorten it because you have a meeting to go to.
Yeah. I'm kind of a big deal. You are a huge deal.
I love your music. Your mom was a fan and everything?
She's no longer...
She's around?
But your mom's around. Yeah, she's around.
Judy. Oh, yeah. Say hello for me.
Yeah, that's right. Yeah. I don't know. I'm going to hell anyway. Tell me about the... Yeah, so one of the first times... I go to collect, and I had one of those stupid hats with the earmuffs, you know, you put it all, but if you do it up there, it pushes your ears out like, you know, airplane wings or whatever. So your ears are like that, like a knucklehead.
And I go to collect it from Mrs. You know what? I was about to blur her name because I always remember. And she was an unhappily married, very young, hot as a pistol woman. And she was home alone. I don't know where the guy was or anything, but it's Friday night after school. And I'm going to collect $3.75. I'll never forget it for the full week's newspapers. And I walk up, hi, it's Gene Klein.
I was Gene Klein then. Collecting blah, blah, blah. She said, come on in. So I walk in the door and you just smell the pheromones and she comes out in a nightgown. A see-through. And I'm going, ooga, ooga. You know, see the headlights and and you see it all happening. And she's You know, makeup, everything, she's all alone in her house.
It must have been drinking, I guess, because she was very free with her words and her voobah. And she kind of slinkered over, snake-like. And I was always big for my age, so I didn't look 13. I must have looked 16. It's funny, I was always invited to the sweet 16 parties. And since I didn't drink, I'd wait for all the guys to get bonkers and just... Mount the girls that were left.
It doesn't matter. And so she said, I'll get right over. And then she came in and she said, here, you must be tired. Lie down on the couch. And I didn't know what was going on. I was just sort of, and then she unzippered my pants and sat on me. Gave you some education. You know, I didn't know what was going on. But I figured it out pretty fast. Yeah, and I dared not go back.
I gave up my buddy's newspaper route because, you know, who knows? The guy might be there. One of my first. Really? That's a great one. And then a very brutal experience with a guy named Jim. No, that was not true. Not true.
Do I what?
Gene Simmons' band, about a year ago, we sold Kiss to a company called Pop House for $100 billion.
Well, you sold all of it. The underlying rights and the songs.
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