Gene Simmons
speaker
1,552 appearances
6 recordings
6 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard 10 Dec
Gene Simmons’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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And your likeness, too, as well, right? Not under the makeup. Oh. Oh.
I've heard that before, too. What?
No. It happened... You know, they call it a singularity in science. 52 years ago, something like that, where four knuckleheads off the streets of New York with... No experience, no resume, no qualification. And I remember even back then, we had this strange notion, let's put together the band we never saw on stage.
Yeah.
No, because, and chicks understand this, but they don't talk about it. You want to go to a club. It's okay if I call you a chick because it's very complex with you guys. I'm a woman, I'm a chick, I'm a girl. Don't call me a girl. We're just like assholes. We don't care. So you get a phone call. Come on down to the club. It's a lot of fun. Oh, good. What's everybody wearing?
Oh, they're all dressed in little black dresses. So what are you going to do? You're going to put on a red outfit because you want to stand out in the crowd. I don't ask, what are the guys wearing? You just show up. Yeah. Yeah. So you want to stand out in the crowd because we're visually stimulated. Ever since we roamed... the flat plains of Africa as Australopithecines.
Australopithecus africanus then changed to Australopithecus afarensis, which was found in what was then known as the Olduvai Gorge in Tanganyika by L.S. Leakey. I told you I was a teacher. Yeah, so we are visually stimulated. And all the stuff in the past, we still have. The tail and, you know, all that stuff.
Oh, so it happened one day. One of us, nobody knows who, said, let's go down to Woolworths, which was kind of a department store. And it was close to Halloween. And so all the fun bits, the whoopee cushions and the ice cubes with plastic ice cubes with flies in it. So you can...
do that and the frogs that made that so you can put it under the girls dresses because we like to hear them go like that and we went in that section and i remember all four of us for no reason at all bought stein's clown white i'd never heard of it seen it anything we just oh clown white put it on the white we didn't have an idea how do i look oh there we go and Makeup artist.
Who's Kat and who's Patty?
Nothing to do with us. We always put our own makeup on. But the fans kept doing that. Anyway, and you can see Lenny Kravitz when he was a kid. All kinds of people. He was thrown out of school for coming. for coming to school dressed in my face.
Nobody knew what they were doing. It's like kids playing in mud. Yeah, nobody can lay claim to it. It just happened. And we didn't have experience or anything, but somehow we knew we have to protect this. And so for the first time ever... In all of pop culture, actors, actresses, everything, we trademarked the designs of our faces. Wow, that's so smart.
So you could have face masks like our current president or any president, Johnny Carson, whoever, and they don't get a penny. You put my face mask on you, I take your firstborn.
The four of them. You read. I'm Jewish, so we're people of the book. You read a lot. And all the information, this is before it was here. Yeah. All the information of mankind. And I think it's fair to say mankind because we didn't allow you to do anything. It's true. Yes. So all the highways, everything created. This was invented in Israel by Motorola. Yeah, the technology. Really?
One of the top three patent invention trademarks on the planet. Star Wars technology, pills that you can swallow and you don't have to open up a body. It's exploratory. Yeah. Those clever Jews. By the way, you know, I finally figured out why all the chicks love Jesus.
Well, he's hung like this. So...
No, you're funny. I don't think about it. Just life's kind of a joke and you have to have a sense of humor about it and then you die.
My son?
Oh, son.
A taller version.
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