Gene Simmons

You know, the single rooms, the bed is here and the door is right there and the bathroom is right there. And you see this photo coming under the thing because previous to that, I kept calling the phone number. Hello. Hi, it's Gene Simmons. It's Shannon. No, it's not here. Oh, come on. She told me to call her. This is a phone number, you know, 9445. And let's put her on. She said to call her.

You know, the single rooms, the bed is here and the door is right there and the bathroom is right there. And you see this photo coming under the thing because previous to that, I kept calling the phone number. Hello. Hi, it's Gene Simmons. It's Shannon. No, it's not here. Oh, come on. She told me to call her. This is a phone number, you know, 9445. And let's put her on. She said to call her.

You know, the single rooms, the bed is here and the door is right there and the bathroom is right there. And you see this photo coming under the thing because previous to that, I kept calling the phone number. Hello. Hi, it's Gene Simmons. It's Shannon. No, it's not here. Oh, come on. She told me to call her. This is a phone number, you know, 9445. And let's put her on. She said to call her.

No, I don't know what you're talking about. And he hung up the phone. And I kept calling a few times. I go, holy fuck, what the hell? Couldn't figure it out. And I'm watching TV in front of me, and I see the photo being stuck under the table. What happened to your meeting, by the way?

No, I don't know what you're talking about. And he hung up the phone. And I kept calling a few times. I go, holy fuck, what the hell? Couldn't figure it out. And I'm watching TV in front of me, and I see the photo being stuck under the table. What happened to your meeting, by the way?

No, I don't know what you're talking about. And he hung up the phone. And I kept calling a few times. I go, holy fuck, what the hell? Couldn't figure it out. And I'm watching TV in front of me, and I see the photo being stuck under the table. What happened to your meeting, by the way?

So the photo comes underneath, and it's her Playmate of the Year photo. And on the back, it's clearly handwritten, well... I'm used to gentlemen, and a gentleman, if he gets a phone number of a woman who puts it, at least calls her. And I'm thinking to myself, what's she talking about? I called her a few times, never got through. And on the bottom, the last number was different.

So the photo comes underneath, and it's her Playmate of the Year photo. And on the back, it's clearly handwritten, well... I'm used to gentlemen, and a gentleman, if he gets a phone number of a woman who puts it, at least calls her. And I'm thinking to myself, what's she talking about? I called her a few times, never got through. And on the bottom, the last number was different.

So the photo comes underneath, and it's her Playmate of the Year photo. And on the back, it's clearly handwritten, well... I'm used to gentlemen, and a gentleman, if he gets a phone number of a woman who puts it, at least calls her. And I'm thinking to myself, what's she talking about? I called her a few times, never got through. And on the bottom, the last number was different.

It was four instead of five. I go, what the fuck? So I finally called her on the phone. You know, the phone number was four. Yeah. And she completely ignores everything and goes, yeah, whatever. So what are you going to do? You're going to come over or what? Yeah. In those days, I didn't drive. I had a guy who drove me around. I was 34. I didn't know how to drive. But if you...

It was four instead of five. I go, what the fuck? So I finally called her on the phone. You know, the phone number was four. Yeah. And she completely ignores everything and goes, yeah, whatever. So what are you going to do? You're going to come over or what? Yeah. In those days, I didn't drive. I had a guy who drove me around. I was 34. I didn't know how to drive. But if you...

It was four instead of five. I go, what the fuck? So I finally called her on the phone. You know, the phone number was four. Yeah. And she completely ignores everything and goes, yeah, whatever. So what are you going to do? You're going to come over or what? Yeah. In those days, I didn't drive. I had a guy who drove me around. I was 34. I didn't know how to drive. But if you...

And it's not even a joke. You were a New York kid. Yeah, what do you do in New York? You hop a cab or go to Subway. So I go back to New York, and I arrange for Shannon to be flown to New York to be with me. I lived on Fifth Avenue, and Diana lived one of her places a few blocks on Fifth Avenue, also a few blocks away. And I find out that...

And it's not even a joke. You were a New York kid. Yeah, what do you do in New York? You hop a cab or go to Subway. So I go back to New York, and I arrange for Shannon to be flown to New York to be with me. I lived on Fifth Avenue, and Diana lived one of her places a few blocks on Fifth Avenue, also a few blocks away. And I find out that...

And it's not even a joke. You were a New York kid. Yeah, what do you do in New York? You hop a cab or go to Subway. So I go back to New York, and I arrange for Shannon to be flown to New York to be with me. I lived on Fifth Avenue, and Diana lived one of her places a few blocks on Fifth Avenue, also a few blocks away. And I find out that...

Shannon is related in a familiar way by Diana, with Diana. In other words, Shannon is her sister-in-law because unbeknownst to me, Diana's brother, Chico, was secretly married to Shannon's sister, Tracy. What? What are the chances?

Shannon is related in a familiar way by Diana, with Diana. In other words, Shannon is her sister-in-law because unbeknownst to me, Diana's brother, Chico, was secretly married to Shannon's sister, Tracy. What? What are the chances?

Shannon is related in a familiar way by Diana, with Diana. In other words, Shannon is her sister-in-law because unbeknownst to me, Diana's brother, Chico, was secretly married to Shannon's sister, Tracy. What? What are the chances?

Holy crap. That is insane.

Holy crap. That is insane.