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Greg Fitzsimmons

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We Might Be Drunk
Ep 264: The Rizzler, Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shawn Murphy - Happy New Year - We MIght Be Drunk

And I suddenly think like, all right, I fucked up.

We Might Be Drunk
Ep 264: The Rizzler, Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shawn Murphy - Happy New Year - We MIght Be Drunk

I'm going to be in pain.

We Might Be Drunk
Ep 264: The Rizzler, Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shawn Murphy - Happy New Year - We MIght Be Drunk

I'm going to be cold, probably wet.

We Might Be Drunk
Ep 264: The Rizzler, Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shawn Murphy - Happy New Year - We MIght Be Drunk

So I get in and I start talking to the guy and he's like the nicest guy.

We Might Be Drunk
Ep 264: The Rizzler, Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shawn Murphy - Happy New Year - We MIght Be Drunk

He's about to retire.

We Might Be Drunk
Ep 264: The Rizzler, Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shawn Murphy - Happy New Year - We MIght Be Drunk

He's totally mellow.

We Might Be Drunk
Ep 264: The Rizzler, Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shawn Murphy - Happy New Year - We MIght Be Drunk

And he's like, I'm going to take you on an adventure.

We Might Be Drunk
Ep 264: The Rizzler, Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shawn Murphy - Happy New Year - We MIght Be Drunk

So we drive about 10 minutes and we get pulled over by the cops.

We Might Be Drunk
Ep 264: The Rizzler, Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shawn Murphy - Happy New Year - We MIght Be Drunk

And the guy goes, this is bad.

We Might Be Drunk
Ep 264: The Rizzler, Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shawn Murphy - Happy New Year - We MIght Be Drunk

And I'm like, what do you mean?

We Might Be Drunk
Ep 264: The Rizzler, Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shawn Murphy - Happy New Year - We MIght Be Drunk

I go, you didn't do anything.

We Might Be Drunk
Ep 264: The Rizzler, Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shawn Murphy - Happy New Year - We MIght Be Drunk

It's fine.

We Might Be Drunk
Ep 264: The Rizzler, Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shawn Murphy - Happy New Year - We MIght Be Drunk

He goes, no, this is bad.

We Might Be Drunk
Ep 264: The Rizzler, Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shawn Murphy - Happy New Year - We MIght Be Drunk

I'm like, who are you?

We Might Be Drunk
Ep 264: The Rizzler, Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shawn Murphy - Happy New Year - We MIght Be Drunk

You wish.

We Might Be Drunk
Ep 264: The Rizzler, Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shawn Murphy - Happy New Year - We MIght Be Drunk

So the cop walks up and the guy hands me a baggie with white powder in it.

We Might Be Drunk
Ep 264: The Rizzler, Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shawn Murphy - Happy New Year - We MIght Be Drunk

And he goes, hide this.

We Might Be Drunk
Ep 264: The Rizzler, Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shawn Murphy - Happy New Year - We MIght Be Drunk

No, some of it on my pants.

We Might Be Drunk
Ep 264: The Rizzler, Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shawn Murphy - Happy New Year - We MIght Be Drunk

So I stick it under the seat.

We Might Be Drunk
Ep 264: The Rizzler, Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shawn Murphy - Happy New Year - We MIght Be Drunk

The cop walks up.