Greg Fitzsimmons
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
So I stick it under the seat.
The cop walks up.
He goes, license and registration.
So the guy says to me, open the glove box and get the, so I open up the glove box and a baggie of pills and a hundred dollar bills pops out.
And I, so I shove it back in with the back of my hand.
I put some paper over it.
And the cop goes, what are you hiding?
And I go, I go, nothing.
He goes, you're hiding something.
And I don't even know why I did it.
It was just like this reflex reaction from being a teenager.
So I hand the cop the drugs.
And then he goes, oh, speaking of drugs.
Hey, Dave, you're right in the middle of this punchline here.
So the guy goes, so I hand the cop the drugs and then he goes, both of you put your hands on the dashboard.
So now I got my hands on the dashboard and he walks back to his car to run the guy's license.
He comes back and he goes, you realize you have two outstanding felony warrants?
And the guy goes, yeah.
I'm like, yeah.
And so he goes, are there any guns in the car?