Greg Fitzsimmons
👤 Speaker
2277
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 264: The Rizzler, Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shawn Murphy - Happy New Year - We MIght Be Drunk
And I'm thinking, of course.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 264: The Rizzler, Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shawn Murphy - Happy New Year - We MIght Be Drunk
There's gotta be.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 264: The Rizzler, Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shawn Murphy - Happy New Year - We MIght Be Drunk
And so he goes, no, I don't have any guns.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 264: The Rizzler, Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shawn Murphy - Happy New Year - We MIght Be Drunk
And so he takes the guy out and he handcuffs him.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 264: The Rizzler, Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shawn Murphy - Happy New Year - We MIght Be Drunk
I got a show in four hours.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 264: The Rizzler, Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shawn Murphy - Happy New Year - We MIght Be Drunk
And he walks him back and I'm just sitting there and I take my hands off the dashboard.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 264: The Rizzler, Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shawn Murphy - Happy New Year - We MIght Be Drunk
And then kills himself.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 264: The Rizzler, Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shawn Murphy - Happy New Year - We MIght Be Drunk
Now I'm just sitting in a truck.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 264: The Rizzler, Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shawn Murphy - Happy New Year - We MIght Be Drunk
And so he comes back and he goes, where did you get the drugs?
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 264: The Rizzler, Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shawn Murphy - Happy New Year - We MIght Be Drunk
I said, the glove compartment.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 264: The Rizzler, Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shawn Murphy - Happy New Year - We MIght Be Drunk
He goes, no, he said they're yours.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 264: The Rizzler, Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shawn Murphy - Happy New Year - We MIght Be Drunk
Oh, shit.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 264: The Rizzler, Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shawn Murphy - Happy New Year - We MIght Be Drunk
So I go, no, they're not mine.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 264: The Rizzler, Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shawn Murphy - Happy New Year - We MIght Be Drunk
I go, dude, I'm a comedian.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 264: The Rizzler, Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shawn Murphy - Happy New Year - We MIght Be Drunk
I said, I've known this guy like 20 minutes.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 264: The Rizzler, Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shawn Murphy - Happy New Year - We MIght Be Drunk
I just got picked up.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 264: The Rizzler, Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shawn Murphy - Happy New Year - We MIght Be Drunk
I got a show tonight.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 264: The Rizzler, Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shawn Murphy - Happy New Year - We MIght Be Drunk
He goes, well, I don't believe you because you said you're from California, which is a drug feeder state.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 264: The Rizzler, Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shawn Murphy - Happy New Year - We MIght Be Drunk
Wow.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 264: The Rizzler, Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shawn Murphy - Happy New Year - We MIght Be Drunk
And you said you're a comedian and you're not funny.