Greg Fitzsimmons

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2,481 appearances 12 recordings 6 series first heard Aug 2024 last heard 19 Sep

Greg Fitzsimmons’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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He goes, no, this is bad.

I'm like, who are you?

You wish.

So the cop walks up and the guy hands me a baggie with white powder in it.

And he goes, hide this.

No, some of it on my pants.

So I stick it under the seat.

The cop walks up.

He goes, license and registration.

So the guy says to me, open the glove box and get the, so I open up the glove box and a baggie of pills and a hundred dollar bills pops out.

And I, so I shove it back in with the back of my hand.

I put some paper over it.

And the cop goes, what are you hiding?

And I go, I go, nothing.

He goes, you're hiding something.

And I don't even know why I did it.

It was just like this reflex reaction from being a teenager.

So I hand the cop the drugs.

And then he goes, oh, speaking of drugs.

Hey, Dave, you're right in the middle of this punchline here.

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