Greg Fitzsimmons

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2,481 appearances 12 recordings 6 series first heard Aug 2024 last heard 19 Sep

Greg Fitzsimmons’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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So the guy goes, so I hand the cop the drugs and then he goes, both of you put your hands on the dashboard.

So now I got my hands on the dashboard and he walks back to his car to run the guy's license.

He comes back and he goes, you realize you have two outstanding felony warrants?

And the guy goes, yeah.

I'm like, yeah.

And so he goes, are there any guns in the car?

And I'm thinking, of course.

There's gotta be.

And so he goes, no, I don't have any guns.

And so he takes the guy out and he handcuffs him.

I got a show in four hours.

And he walks him back and I'm just sitting there and I take my hands off the dashboard.

And then kills himself.

Now I'm just sitting in a truck.

And so he comes back and he goes, where did you get the drugs?

I said, the glove compartment.

He goes, no, he said they're yours.

Oh, shit.

So I go, no, they're not mine.

I go, dude, I'm a comedian.

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