Greg Fitzsimmons

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2,481 appearances 12 recordings 6 series first heard Aug 2024 last heard 19 Sep

Greg Fitzsimmons’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 9 in all, peaking in Dec 2025 with 3.

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I said, I've known this guy like 20 minutes.

I just got picked up.

I got a show tonight.

He goes, well, I don't believe you because you said you're from California, which is a drug feeder state.

Wow.

And you said you're a comedian and you're not funny.

Oh, shit.

And I'm like, when was I supposed to be funny?

Now I'm listening.

So the cop takes me out of the car.

He walks me back to the other car.

And he opens up the back door.

The guy gets out.

And they both look at me and they start laughing.

And they go, we're coming to your comedy show tonight.

His best friend was a cop in town.

They set the whole thing up.

That is fucking insane.

I was on all fours, tears rolling down my face.

It was like relief and laughter at the same time.

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