Greg Fitzsimmons

And so for Christmas, she got me hockey equipment and

And it was street hockey equipment.

It was like plastic, shitty, Costco.

And so I show it and the coach sees me, he goes, you can't wear that.

So kids would donate extra...

equipment, and then I remember going in the garbage and pulling out some shoulder pads.

I played half the season with no shoulder pads.

Sure.

And then I pulled some out of the garbage, and then after practice, everybody else's parents would pick them up.

They wouldn't pick me up.

So it's January in New York, and I would hitchhike home on the highway with my hockey equipment.

I took my family to Mexico for the – remember there was that solar eclipse about two years ago?

So there was a spot in Mexico called Mazatlan, which is where the sun was first hitting the horizon.

So it was the first place to watch it.

So we all went down there, and a bunch of their friends went down.

So there's like 15 of us, and it's a big party.

And so the night of the thing –

It was like me and my wife were in bed at the Airbnb and it's one o'clock in the morning and my daughter texts me.

So I'm like, oh, fuck.

So I text her back.