Greg Fitzsimmons
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I was like, what are you doing?
She's like, we want to go to the casino in town.
But we don't know how to play blackjack and we need you to come with us.
Pants on.
Yes.
It's 25 minutes away.
I go to the casino.
I get there.
My daughter's out front.
They won't let her in because she doesn't have her passport.
And I'm like, everybody else was getting in.
I was like, all right, well, let's just head home.
She's like, no, I want to go home and get my passport so I can go in and gamble.
Oh, turn it around.
We get in a fucking motorcycle with a cart attached to the back.
And we're going through potheads.
Half an hour home, half hour back to the casino, buy them chips.
There's a cartel at the next table.
I kind of keep them between them.
The cartel, the Medellin brothers.