Greg Fitzsimmons
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Podcast Appearances
That's what I did.
Like forever.
It's the minibikes.
Yes, they want things.
Some fucking knee pads that aren't made out of thin plastic.
Yeah.
I know it's annoying.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, like, fast is how quick she got to the refrigerator.
Yeah.
My father came to one hockey game in four years in high school.
And I got so excited that he was there.
And I played defense, even though I was the fucking smallest kid on the team.
But I could skate backwards.
So they made me a defenseman.
Yeah.
And skating backwards with a big dick.
On the crossover, the dick kind of got in the way sometimes.
That's a spike strip, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.