Greg Fitzsimmons
👤 Speaker
2474
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons talks Big Hogs, Quitting Sobriety, and Conjugal Visits
A lot of kids had cups, and I had like a half a gallon of milk carton.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons talks Big Hogs, Quitting Sobriety, and Conjugal Visits
Yeah.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons talks Big Hogs, Quitting Sobriety, and Conjugal Visits
You know, just with electric tape.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons talks Big Hogs, Quitting Sobriety, and Conjugal Visits
Yeah.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons talks Big Hogs, Quitting Sobriety, and Conjugal Visits
So my father is standing at the glass, at the blue line, and this guy is taking out the puck.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons talks Big Hogs, Quitting Sobriety, and Conjugal Visits
They're breaking out the puck.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons talks Big Hogs, Quitting Sobriety, and Conjugal Visits
He's skating up the boards.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons talks Big Hogs, Quitting Sobriety, and Conjugal Visits
And I line him up.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons talks Big Hogs, Quitting Sobriety, and Conjugal Visits
And I just start skating as hard as I can.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons talks Big Hogs, Quitting Sobriety, and Conjugal Visits
And I was like, my father's face is right at the glass.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons talks Big Hogs, Quitting Sobriety, and Conjugal Visits
I was like, he's going to watch his son with real equipment.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons talks Big Hogs, Quitting Sobriety, and Conjugal Visits
Real equipment now.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons talks Big Hogs, Quitting Sobriety, and Conjugal Visits
Yeah.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons talks Big Hogs, Quitting Sobriety, and Conjugal Visits
And I go and I throw my body at this guy.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons talks Big Hogs, Quitting Sobriety, and Conjugal Visits
He just ducks out of the way.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons talks Big Hogs, Quitting Sobriety, and Conjugal Visits
And my face just smashes against the glass right in front of my father's.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons talks Big Hogs, Quitting Sobriety, and Conjugal Visits
And at the end of the game, he wasn't even there.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons talks Big Hogs, Quitting Sobriety, and Conjugal Visits
He was just gone.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons talks Big Hogs, Quitting Sobriety, and Conjugal Visits
Oh, yeah.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons talks Big Hogs, Quitting Sobriety, and Conjugal Visits
Missed the check.