Greg Fitzsimmons
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KILL TONY
#681 - GREG FITZSIMMONS + SAM JAY
Yeah, I have gotten that criticism before about, yeah, the no punchline, but, you know, we'll see.
KILL TONY
#681 - GREG FITZSIMMONS + SAM JAY
Man, the most hood, I mean, you know, I just, I try to stand on business when I can.
KILL TONY
#681 - GREG FITZSIMMONS + SAM JAY
My girlfriend calls my dick David.
KILL TONY
#681 - GREG FITZSIMMONS + SAM JAY
Still haven't figured out if that's a compliment or an insult.
KILL TONY
#681 - GREG FITZSIMMONS + SAM JAY
But the reason she said she named him that was because as soon as I get my rocks off, I pass the fuck out.
KILL TONY
#681 - GREG FITZSIMMONS + SAM JAY
So I come from a crazy family.
KILL TONY
#681 - GREG FITZSIMMONS + SAM JAY
So that means my first word was fuck.
KILL TONY
#681 - GREG FITZSIMMONS + SAM JAY
But I've always been told there's nothing small about me except for maybe David.
KILL TONY
#681 - GREG FITZSIMMONS + SAM JAY
So thank you guys very much.
KILL TONY
#681 - GREG FITZSIMMONS + SAM JAY
It was awesome just to stand here.
KILL TONY
#681 - GREG FITZSIMMONS + SAM JAY
But before I did that, I worked for Google for a little bit.