Greg Fitzsimmons
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
When I was a teenager, I used to run one of the largest underground music sharing websites in the world.
When I first got my head injury, I was in a dark place.
But you know what pulled me out of it?
The children's TV show, The Wiggles!
They're actually doing a tour across the U.S., 18 and up.
And I'm so excited, because I'll be able to see my favorite music group and not be put on a registry!
And imagine all the hipsters that are gonna be so fucked up on Coke and Molly, it's people watching for days!
But don't worry, I'll be safe, because I'm gonna wear a helmet to the mosh pit!
But I know I'm gonna find my soulmate.
And two years later, we're going to get married at a Dave & Buster's.
And our registry is going to be a Buc-ee's and Taco Bell.
And don't worry, I'm going to get head in the parking lot of a Wiggles concert because that sounds like a bucket list item.