Haley Jones

Yeah, exactly.

So, you know, I just think, I guess I've just always kind of had this.

I mean, my very first like monologue was like for a church play.

And I remember getting up there and I was like, I killed that, you know, when I was like five years old or something.

So I've always had this, like, I don't know.

Yeah.

Well, so I got into wrestling.

This is so lame, okay?

It's so freaking lame.

Because I'm a...

like reality tv like junkie okay seriously so there was a show called total divas and it was like about all the women in wwe and i was training with like a like a professional like a like a physical not a physical therapist like a trainer like a you know personal trainer there we go there you go and um i i was like i watched this show and her name's kelsey and i was like kelsey

I think I want to be a wrestler.

And she was like, Haley, come the fuck on.

Okay.

And I was like, no, I'm serious.

They get to travel.

They get to entertain.

They are actual athletes.

Like they're cool as hell.

And like, what's wrong with that?