Hank Azaria

Every detail, what are we doing?

What's the scene?

No, I was more like that in love relationships.

go on well you know i i my approach which didn't work uh was um i'm gonna fix you so that you're okay so then you can love me which is you know leaving out a big part like why not just fix yourself how would you fi i mean i find that i'm i've been on the other end of that yeah how as i and i think

See, we're getting into how I'm a weird addict.

I've been in AA for 19 years.

And also other... I've been in Al-Anon for 25 years.

That was my first program.

I've gone to OA to deal with eating issues.

I'm like basically Stuart Smalley.

I...

I qualify for like every program, sex and love addicts, relationship addicts, codependency, workaholism, oh my God, especially the Hollywood version, which I talk a lot about in the one-minute show I'm writing.

So when I would round robin these addictions, I mean, I, you know, out of an amazing cocaine addict, my body couldn't stand it.

Just my nose would just bleed out.

Fortunately for me, or I probably would have murdered myself that way.

And... So what, in lieu of cocaine?

When I was in a relationship, I would not really drink or use when I was in a love relationship.

They were kind of my drug.

I would obsess over the person I was with.

What parts of them?