Hans Kim

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5,822 appearances 22 recordings 1 series first heard Dec 2023 last heard 14 Apr

Hans Kim’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 5 in all, peaking in Apr 2026 with 2.

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KILL TONY · #690 - ARI SHAFFIR + JIM NORTON · 5 Nov 2024 podcast

Uh, no, it's just, it was weird, and they, you know, were unable to kind of get any direct linkage, so I was able to get a bunch of surgeries kind of, like, done by people who would otherwise not have interest.

So they tried, you know what I mean?

God bless them, but here I am, you know what I mean?

Can you see shapes or anything?

Uh, no, I have some, like, sensitivity in the right eye still, so if you, like, held up a fucking exam, you know what I mean?

I might shy away like Nosferatu or something.

Yeah, it sucks because I can't see headlights until it's way too fucking late.

I have been hit by cars, but those are head injuries for another day.

I just, you know, you think the blind guy's tripping over himself behind stage?

I just want to be on a Kill Tony where everybody's healthy.

Why does it always have to be some kind of, I like my friends to be healthy, that's all.

I never go anywhere without my baby oil.

Room number.

P. Diddy, you know, and in case you're traveling on the plane, you always want to have a small sign as well.

Your wife's sister comes over.

Can I put this dildo in your ass?

You know how hard it is to get your luggage back in a plane crash you survive?

I was in first class.

Everybody was killed.

I want my fucking bag back.

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