Hans Kim
speaker
5,822 appearances
22 recordings
1 series
first heard Dec 2023
last heard 14 Apr
Hans Kim’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 5 in all, peaking in Apr 2026 with 2.
Appearances
It was a blue bag with a white stripe and I want my motherfucking bag back.
I don't care.
I want my goddamn bag back.
I'm not going to rape anybody.
I don't even have a knife.
I know this has killed Tony, so I have to make sure I don't repeat myself or you'll never see me fucking again.
Raise your hand if you're handicapped.
Do you have to keep parking in a handicapped spot even when it's late at night?
No, pity, I don't go to rich people's homes.
You don't go to rich people's homes.
I was at a party in the Hollywood Hills once and they had a woman taking a poo on the bottom of a glass coffee table.
I wanted to fit in, so I got under there and I found it quite rewarding.
There was a fat chick stealing Heideken's out of the refrigerator.
They tied it to a straight back chair and tortured her.
Everybody lined up and took turns telling her fat jokes.
Oh, one person thought that was funny.
Somebody who likes fat chicks, I guess.
No, you've been a great audience and I'm wearing this today because
Got a job at Benihana.
Do I get interviewed or do I just leave?
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