Harry Hill

And I, like, cold sweat.

You know, is it too late to get out of it?

He goes, no, you'll be fine.

Once, you know, you get live.

Because from the live thing...

What I decided to do was I wrote a script.

I wrote the whole thing was scripted.

And that guy that hired me didn't last long.

And a new guy said to me once, he bumps into me in the corridor.

He says, oh, Harry, I've been trying to bump into you since...

we should have a chat about your show when we can end it yeah he said he said have you thought about playing two songs back to back he thought of having less of you yeah you're ringing endorsement yeah yeah so I yeah I never had anywhere I could what I needed was a posse yeah a little gang I didn't need a posse

when you have to do a regional interview to flog tickets for you to Arizona, and they say, right, we're going to, it's the breakfast show, you know, it's like two in the afternoon or something.

It's the breakfast show, they go, it's for you to pre-record, it's for tomorrow.

I'm going to put you through to Chris now, or whatever, and you get through to Chris, and Chris goes, oh, hi, Harry.

Yeah, look, thanks for doing this.

And so we're going to start recording now.

Hi, it's...

Oh, Harry, great.

You know what?

It's just that artifice, isn't it?