Hasan Minhaj

That's crazy.

That's crazy.

You know when you're a kid and someone's like, don't do this? Yeah. In Islam, they're like, don't do this? Yeah, it's haram or whatever. Yeah, sure. And I was like, why not? Why doesn't anyone want to talk? I got mad because no one wanted to talk to me about it. Like, I kept wanting to talk. I was obsessed. I was actually obsessed. What?

You know when you're a kid and someone's like, don't do this? Yeah. In Islam, they're like, don't do this? Yeah, it's haram or whatever. Yeah, sure. And I was like, why not? Why doesn't anyone want to talk? I got mad because no one wanted to talk to me about it. Like, I kept wanting to talk. I was obsessed. I was actually obsessed. What?

You know when you're a kid and someone's like, don't do this? Yeah. In Islam, they're like, don't do this? Yeah, it's haram or whatever. Yeah, sure. And I was like, why not? Why doesn't anyone want to talk? I got mad because no one wanted to talk to me about it. Like, I kept wanting to talk. I was obsessed. I was actually obsessed. What?

No, that was against my will. That's what I ended up. Because it was just in my house. Bro, this is taking a weird turn. No, it was in my house and it was fine. So this started off as a story about... Friendship.

No, that was against my will. That's what I ended up. Because it was just in my house. Bro, this is taking a weird turn. No, it was in my house and it was fine. So this started off as a story about... Friendship.

No, that was against my will. That's what I ended up. Because it was just in my house. Bro, this is taking a weird turn. No, it was in my house and it was fine. So this started off as a story about... Friendship.

In the spirit realm. Yeah.

In the spirit realm. Yeah.

In the spirit realm. Yeah.

Yes. I did not give consent. And it had this huge, so like one night I was sleeping. Uh-huh. And I woke up. Uh-huh. And then all of a sudden there was a massive, a mass on me. A weight, right? Yeah, a weight. And a huge hand. Bro, bro, stop, stop. I don't even want to hear. I don't even want to hear. Violently jerked me off. and put its long tongue in my ear.

Yes. I did not give consent. And it had this huge, so like one night I was sleeping. Uh-huh. And I woke up. Uh-huh. And then all of a sudden there was a massive, a mass on me. A weight, right? Yeah, a weight. And a huge hand. Bro, bro, stop, stop. I don't even want to hear. I don't even want to hear. Violently jerked me off. and put its long tongue in my ear.

Yes. I did not give consent. And it had this huge, so like one night I was sleeping. Uh-huh. And I woke up. Uh-huh. And then all of a sudden there was a massive, a mass on me. A weight, right? Yeah, a weight. And a huge hand. Bro, bro, stop, stop. I don't even want to hear. I don't even want to hear. Violently jerked me off. and put its long tongue in my ear.

The tongue was this long, and it was going like this. And I was like... Rami, you applied for this job. You applied for this job. Listen, I know there'll be changes involved. Yeah, yeah. Listen, I'm... Yeah. But you're pro standing on business.

The tongue was this long, and it was going like this. And I was like... Rami, you applied for this job. You applied for this job. Listen, I know there'll be changes involved. Yeah, yeah. Listen, I'm... Yeah. But you're pro standing on business.

The tongue was this long, and it was going like this. And I was like... Rami, you applied for this job. You applied for this job. Listen, I know there'll be changes involved. Yeah, yeah. Listen, I'm... Yeah. But you're pro standing on business.

What's next for Hasan Minhaj? Off With His Head streaming now on Netflix. I said Hasan.

What's next for Hasan Minhaj? Off With His Head streaming now on Netflix. I said Hasan.

What's next for Hasan Minhaj? Off With His Head streaming now on Netflix. I said Hasan.