Hasan Minhaj

Oh, I think I can imagine. Oh, no. The guy with the arm sleeve is whack. Arm sleeve's cool. Arm sleeve's cool. I disagree. Strongly disagree.

So I have a funny story from a long time ago. I sent you a script of mine. Okay. Oh, yeah, we got to talk about this. And I told you a story. What you did is actually fucked up. And your response was, I don't mess with that. Yeah. You literally, I have an email, you said, I'm sorry, I don't mess with that. Yeah. It was a very kind email. I had sent you an email about gins. Yes.

So I have a funny story from a long time ago. I sent you a script of mine. Okay. Oh, yeah, we got to talk about this. And I told you a story. What you did is actually fucked up. And your response was, I don't mess with that. Yeah. You literally, I have an email, you said, I'm sorry, I don't mess with that. Yeah. It was a very kind email. I had sent you an email about gins. Yes.

So I have a funny story from a long time ago. I sent you a script of mine. Okay. Oh, yeah, we got to talk about this. And I told you a story. What you did is actually fucked up. And your response was, I don't mess with that. Yeah. You literally, I have an email, you said, I'm sorry, I don't mess with that. Yeah. It was a very kind email. I had sent you an email about gins. Yes.

And I had a story where I was sexually assaulted by one. Yeah. It violently jerked me off. Yeah. I didn't come, but it violently jerked me off. Yeah. And you wanted me to executive produce this? Kareem, you're nuts, bro. But the problem is, I summoned it. What? Oh, I didn't tell you that part.

And I had a story where I was sexually assaulted by one. Yeah. It violently jerked me off. Yeah. I didn't come, but it violently jerked me off. Yeah. And you wanted me to executive produce this? Kareem, you're nuts, bro. But the problem is, I summoned it. What? Oh, I didn't tell you that part.

And I had a story where I was sexually assaulted by one. Yeah. It violently jerked me off. Yeah. I didn't come, but it violently jerked me off. Yeah. And you wanted me to executive produce this? Kareem, you're nuts, bro. But the problem is, I summoned it. What? Oh, I didn't tell you that part.

Yeah, I summoned that. Yeah, you lost me at the first part.

Yeah, I summoned that. Yeah, you lost me at the first part.

Yeah, I summoned that. Yeah, you lost me at the first part.

uh they're bad hombres they're not great they're not bad hombres only the ones that attempt to make contact they could be no no the ones in the gin world that are living their lives with their kids and families yes those are good they're just like humans naturally good the ones that decide to essentially say like oh a human is summoning i'll come over yeah those are the mischievous little yeah because they're not supposed to do that yeah so i'm not just like i'm not supposed to do that so i know we're doing bits and we're making videos for the internet literally as you're like i summoned one

uh they're bad hombres they're not great they're not bad hombres only the ones that attempt to make contact they could be no no the ones in the gin world that are living their lives with their kids and families yes those are good they're just like humans naturally good the ones that decide to essentially say like oh a human is summoning i'll come over yeah those are the mischievous little yeah because they're not supposed to do that yeah so i'm not just like i'm not supposed to do that so i know we're doing bits and we're making videos for the internet literally as you're like i summoned one

uh they're bad hombres they're not great they're not bad hombres only the ones that attempt to make contact they could be no no the ones in the gin world that are living their lives with their kids and families yes those are good they're just like humans naturally good the ones that decide to essentially say like oh a human is summoning i'll come over yeah those are the mischievous little yeah because they're not supposed to do that yeah so i'm not just like i'm not supposed to do that so i know we're doing bits and we're making videos for the internet literally as you're like i summoned one

Don't even answer. I don't even want to know.

Don't even answer. I don't even want to know.

Don't even answer. I don't even want to know.

This is what I'm talking about. You just go on Reddit and you say, how does someone do it? There's ten steps. Don't even. I don't even want to get started. My grandmother, when I told her. I don't. My grandmother was crying. We don't got to go there. My mom was crying. Yeah, bro. It's a serious thing. And they go, why do you want to do it? I said, how old were you when this happened? Yeah. 28.

This is what I'm talking about. You just go on Reddit and you say, how does someone do it? There's ten steps. Don't even. I don't even want to get started. My grandmother, when I told her. I don't. My grandmother was crying. We don't got to go there. My mom was crying. Yeah, bro. It's a serious thing. And they go, why do you want to do it? I said, how old were you when this happened? Yeah. 28.

This is what I'm talking about. You just go on Reddit and you say, how does someone do it? There's ten steps. Don't even. I don't even want to get started. My grandmother, when I told her. I don't. My grandmother was crying. We don't got to go there. My mom was crying. Yeah, bro. It's a serious thing. And they go, why do you want to do it? I said, how old were you when this happened? Yeah. 28.

That's crazy.