Hasan Minhaj

Your safety is important to us. Please stand away from the platform edge. I want to ask you some takes on takes. Okay. Okay, here's some takes. What's the takes on takes? Takes on takes. My takes on takes. I think that all ride share apps should have a smell rating. Mutual, two-way smell rating. You can rate the driver, they can rate you.

You know what I mean?

You know what I mean?

You know what I mean?

Chicago-style pizza is better than New York-style pizza.

Chicago-style pizza is better than New York-style pizza.

Chicago-style pizza is better than New York-style pizza.

No way.

No way.

No way.

They're not. They raised the prices.

They're not. They raised the prices.

They're not. They raised the prices.

Yeah, that's essentially a dollar, bro. That's a dollar. No, no. Who has a quarter? When's the last time you saw a quarter? Today? No, that's not true.

Yeah, that's essentially a dollar, bro. That's a dollar. No, no. Who has a quarter? When's the last time you saw a quarter? Today? No, that's not true.

Yeah, that's essentially a dollar, bro. That's a dollar. No, no. Who has a quarter? When's the last time you saw a quarter? Today? No, that's not true.

I'm not looking.

I'm not looking.

I'm not looking.

And lie on your bed. Why would you? I would never wear the jacket on the bed, but I would wear this blue thing. When I go home, I'm going to take this jacket off and I'm going to lay on my bed and look at my phone.