Hasan Minhaj
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And lie on your bed. Why would you? I would never wear the jacket on the bed, but I would wear this blue thing. When I go home, I'm going to take this jacket off and I'm going to lay on my bed and look at my phone.
And lie on your bed. Why would you? I would never wear the jacket on the bed, but I would wear this blue thing. When I go home, I'm going to take this jacket off and I'm going to lay on my bed and look at my phone.
I'm wearing undershirt.
I'm wearing undershirt.
I'm wearing undershirt.
The hypocrisy is insane. It's disgusting. It's disgusting. How about this one? Therapy enables bad behavior. Therapy enables bad behavior? Because what it does is you're like, oh, I want to run away. And the therapist is like, you should. You should.
The hypocrisy is insane. It's disgusting. It's disgusting. How about this one? Therapy enables bad behavior. Therapy enables bad behavior? Because what it does is you're like, oh, I want to run away. And the therapist is like, you should. You should.
The hypocrisy is insane. It's disgusting. It's disgusting. How about this one? Therapy enables bad behavior. Therapy enables bad behavior? Because what it does is you're like, oh, I want to run away. And the therapist is like, you should. You should.
I'm not getting into this. Egyptians are white. I'm not getting into this. They're Caucasians. Don't pull me into this. Do not pull me into this. On the census, I'm white. Really? Well, they just updated the box after like 50 years. Yeah, you're other. No, we're not fucking other. You're Middle Eastern, right? Yeah, it's a new box. Gotcha. Did you guys have a box?
I'm not getting into this. Egyptians are white. I'm not getting into this. They're Caucasians. Don't pull me into this. Do not pull me into this. On the census, I'm white. Really? Well, they just updated the box after like 50 years. Yeah, you're other. No, we're not fucking other. You're Middle Eastern, right? Yeah, it's a new box. Gotcha. Did you guys have a box?
I'm not getting into this. Egyptians are white. I'm not getting into this. They're Caucasians. Don't pull me into this. Do not pull me into this. On the census, I'm white. Really? Well, they just updated the box after like 50 years. Yeah, you're other. No, we're not fucking other. You're Middle Eastern, right? Yeah, it's a new box. Gotcha. Did you guys have a box?