Hasan Minhaj

Like, you could belt me.

There's a lot of different things.

You could tar and feather me in the quad.

There's so many other things you could do, Mrs. T, besides call my mom and dad.

Like, calling my mom and dad is essentially like,

Yeah, it's a death sentence.

For sure.

It's like send me to a Thai black site.

I'm never coming home.

So Ms.

T said, look, there's this thing called FBLA, Future Business Leaders of America.

We go on these competitions, but there's a competition called impromptu public speaking.

I know you don't do your homework and I know you have attention issues.

Impromptu public speaking allows you to make it up as you go along.

I was like, oh, this is amazing.

So Ms.

T took me to these competitions and

Help coach me through it.

And at the competitions for impromptu public speaking, you have to take the affirmative position or the negative position on something.

And I just found if you make fun of the person you're competing against, you don't make fun of what's happening in the room.