Hasan Minhaj
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I think in general, the culture around birthdays should end at about 16.
I think in general, the culture around birthdays should end at about 16.
I think in general, the culture around birthdays should end at about 16.
Actually, we need to go to 21. No, no, no, fuck that. 0 to 15, you get your quinceanera.
Actually, we need to go to 21. No, no, no, fuck that. 0 to 15, you get your quinceanera.
Actually, we need to go to 21. No, no, no, fuck that. 0 to 15, you get your quinceanera.
Or alternatively, you celebrate the person who gave birth. Oh, but that's Mother's Day. No, but two Mother's Days. You have Mother's Day and you have Father's Day. Yes. The birthday is to celebrate both parents. Oh, shit. This is like Parents' Day. Birthday is Parents' Day. I actually think your birthday should just be doubles Mother's Day.
Or alternatively, you celebrate the person who gave birth. Oh, but that's Mother's Day. No, but two Mother's Days. You have Mother's Day and you have Father's Day. Yes. The birthday is to celebrate both parents. Oh, shit. This is like Parents' Day. Birthday is Parents' Day. I actually think your birthday should just be doubles Mother's Day.
Or alternatively, you celebrate the person who gave birth. Oh, but that's Mother's Day. No, but two Mother's Days. You have Mother's Day and you have Father's Day. Yes. The birthday is to celebrate both parents. Oh, shit. This is like Parents' Day. Birthday is Parents' Day. I actually think your birthday should just be doubles Mother's Day.
Yeah, well, two mothers.
Yeah, well, two mothers.
Yeah, well, two mothers.
A lot of Americans in this country have a very important question for Hasan Minhaj. What's that? What's the hair routine? Oh, what's the hair routine? What's the hair routine? What are we doing? In the morning, what are we doing? Are we doing cold water? Are we doing hot water? Are we combing? Are we brushing? Is there any product in there? Is it that silky all the time?
A lot of Americans in this country have a very important question for Hasan Minhaj. What's that? What's the hair routine? Oh, what's the hair routine? What's the hair routine? What are we doing? In the morning, what are we doing? Are we doing cold water? Are we doing hot water? Are we combing? Are we brushing? Is there any product in there? Is it that silky all the time?
A lot of Americans in this country have a very important question for Hasan Minhaj. What's that? What's the hair routine? Oh, what's the hair routine? What's the hair routine? What are we doing? In the morning, what are we doing? Are we doing cold water? Are we doing hot water? Are we combing? Are we brushing? Is there any product in there? Is it that silky all the time?
Do you just wake up and it's like that? The American people want to know. But you're a hair icon as well. But I don't do anything.
Do you just wake up and it's like that? The American people want to know. But you're a hair icon as well. But I don't do anything.
Do you just wake up and it's like that? The American people want to know. But you're a hair icon as well. But I don't do anything.
The American people want to know about your hair.
The American people want to know about your hair.