Hasan Minhaj

The American people want to know about your hair.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

No. Okay, keep going. We want to know the full routine. So you don't shampoo it. You don't shampoo it. You condition it how often?

No. Okay, keep going. We want to know the full routine. So you don't shampoo it. You don't shampoo it. You condition it how often?

No. Okay, keep going. We want to know the full routine. So you don't shampoo it. You don't shampoo it. You condition it how often?

You have to stay in the house. Stay in the house. Why do you have to stay in the house?

You have to stay in the house. Stay in the house. Why do you have to stay in the house?

You have to stay in the house. Stay in the house. Why do you have to stay in the house?

Oh, I was doing a morning shower. No, I'm not.

Oh, I was doing a morning shower. No, I'm not.

Oh, I was doing a morning shower. No, I'm not.

This is really good advice for all Americans. Yeah. Because they got you buying too much product. No, there's a huge... Johnson & Johnson is lying to you.

This is really good advice for all Americans. Yeah. Because they got you buying too much product. No, there's a huge... Johnson & Johnson is lying to you.

This is really good advice for all Americans. Yeah. Because they got you buying too much product. No, there's a huge... Johnson & Johnson is lying to you.

Each other? Like, what are you talking about? Kids need a pet.

Each other? Like, what are you talking about? Kids need a pet.

Each other? Like, what are you talking about? Kids need a pet.

No, no, kids need a living pet to take care of and learn how to become adults. I think you should get a cat.