Hasan Minhaj

No, no, kids need a living pet to take care of and learn how to become adults. I think you should get a cat.

No, no, kids need a living pet to take care of and learn how to become adults. I think you should get a cat.

We had a lot of animals, but I used to want to be a veterinarian. Okay. Was that interesting? Wait, who confirmed this? Pops? Like, your dad was like, we're going to... My dad was like, you could be a veterinarian. Because that's like a doctor.

We had a lot of animals, but I used to want to be a veterinarian. Okay. Was that interesting? Wait, who confirmed this? Pops? Like, your dad was like, we're going to... My dad was like, you could be a veterinarian. Because that's like a doctor.

We had a lot of animals, but I used to want to be a veterinarian. Okay. Was that interesting? Wait, who confirmed this? Pops? Like, your dad was like, we're going to... My dad was like, you could be a veterinarian. Because that's like a doctor.

Yeah. Yeah. He wasn't, no, no, he wasn't pro-animal. Don't get me wrong. It was always a battle. I wanted a newt. Do you know what a newt is? It's like a salamander. I wanted a salamander, but he let me get the newt.

Yeah. Yeah. He wasn't, no, no, he wasn't pro-animal. Don't get me wrong. It was always a battle. I wanted a newt. Do you know what a newt is? It's like a salamander. I wanted a salamander, but he let me get the newt.

Yeah. Yeah. He wasn't, no, no, he wasn't pro-animal. Don't get me wrong. It was always a battle. I wanted a newt. Do you know what a newt is? It's like a salamander. I wanted a salamander, but he let me get the newt.

I got a newt. N-E-W-T. It's like a salamander. Died immediately.

I got a newt. N-E-W-T. It's like a salamander. Died immediately.

I got a newt. N-E-W-T. It's like a salamander. Died immediately.

Yeah, they were like, this guy wants to be a doctor.

Yeah, they were like, this guy wants to be a doctor.

Yeah, they were like, this guy wants to be a doctor.

It's a doctor, dude. I didn't have to convince them that much. I said, I want to be a doctor. And then my dad, being an immigrant, he was like, you'll have your own clinic. Like, he went straight to, like, you own a hospital. I own a hospital. And he also knew, he's like, Americans, they love their animals. Like, yeah, you can operate on snakes and lizards and cats. Oh, got it.

It's a doctor, dude. I didn't have to convince them that much. I said, I want to be a doctor. And then my dad, being an immigrant, he was like, you'll have your own clinic. Like, he went straight to, like, you own a hospital. I own a hospital. And he also knew, he's like, Americans, they love their animals. Like, yeah, you can operate on snakes and lizards and cats. Oh, got it.

It's a doctor, dude. I didn't have to convince them that much. I said, I want to be a doctor. And then my dad, being an immigrant, he was like, you'll have your own clinic. Like, he went straight to, like, you own a hospital. I own a hospital. And he also knew, he's like, Americans, they love their animals. Like, yeah, you can operate on snakes and lizards and cats. Oh, got it.

He was like, we're going to be rich. He was like, we're going to be rich. I've done my job in the American dream. My son's going to be a doctor, parentheses, for animals.

He was like, we're going to be rich. He was like, we're going to be rich. I've done my job in the American dream. My son's going to be a doctor, parentheses, for animals.

He was like, we're going to be rich. He was like, we're going to be rich. I've done my job in the American dream. My son's going to be a doctor, parentheses, for animals.