Hasan Minhaj

than humans in this country yeah there's a real money train here yeah yeah we need to support kareem yeah and now they have insurance i was getting i would get insurance payouts i wouldn't even have to tax people do you have a do you have a dog right now i have two cats i would never get a dog i have hairless cats what i just i don't like touching hair i have an aversion to hair a hair aversion bro a hairless that's so disturbing too

than humans in this country yeah there's a real money train here yeah yeah we need to support kareem yeah and now they have insurance i was getting i would get insurance payouts i wouldn't even have to tax people do you have a do you have a dog right now i have two cats i would never get a dog i have hairless cats what i just i don't like touching hair i have an aversion to hair a hair aversion bro a hairless that's so disturbing too

than humans in this country yeah there's a real money train here yeah yeah we need to support kareem yeah and now they have insurance i was getting i would get insurance payouts i wouldn't even have to tax people do you have a do you have a dog right now i have two cats i would never get a dog i have hairless cats what i just i don't like touching hair i have an aversion to hair a hair aversion bro a hairless that's so disturbing too

And they actually sleep in my bed. Yeah, that's insane. They wear sweaters every day. And they sleep in my bed.

And they actually sleep in my bed. Yeah, that's insane. They wear sweaters every day. And they sleep in my bed.

And they actually sleep in my bed. Yeah, that's insane. They wear sweaters every day. And they sleep in my bed.

No, they're enamored. Because they've never seen something of such beauty and grace. Beauty and grace? Yeah, dude.

No, they're enamored. Because they've never seen something of such beauty and grace. Beauty and grace? Yeah, dude.

No, they're enamored. Because they've never seen something of such beauty and grace. Beauty and grace? Yeah, dude.

I'm punk. Yeah, you're out of pocket. I'm super fucking punk. You know Mr. Bigglesworth? Yeah. Dr. Evil's cat. Yes, yes, yes, yes. That's what I have. That was your inspiration? I have two of them. That's wild. And you know what their names are? What are the names? Kremlin and Mustafa. You gave one like a Muslim name?

I'm punk. Yeah, you're out of pocket. I'm super fucking punk. You know Mr. Bigglesworth? Yeah. Dr. Evil's cat. Yes, yes, yes, yes. That's what I have. That was your inspiration? I have two of them. That's wild. And you know what their names are? What are the names? Kremlin and Mustafa. You gave one like a Muslim name?

I'm punk. Yeah, you're out of pocket. I'm super fucking punk. You know Mr. Bigglesworth? Yeah. Dr. Evil's cat. Yes, yes, yes, yes. That's what I have. That was your inspiration? I have two of them. That's wild. And you know what their names are? What are the names? Kremlin and Mustafa. You gave one like a Muslim name?

Cats are allowed. When I told my mom that I was going to name my cat Mustafa, she said, but that's your brother's name.

Cats are allowed. When I told my mom that I was going to name my cat Mustafa, she said, but that's your brother's name.

Cats are allowed. When I told my mom that I was going to name my cat Mustafa, she said, but that's your brother's name.

And I said, I'm naming him after my brother. She said, you can't name a cat after your brother.

And I said, I'm naming him after my brother. She said, you can't name a cat after your brother.

And I said, I'm naming him after my brother. She said, you can't name a cat after your brother.

Well, she was like, he's going to be really mad. Yes. So I called my brother and I said, do you mind? Yeah, and you're like, Mustafa, how do you feel about this? And he was like, fuck yeah, bro. This is so sick, dude. He was like, bro, thank you so much. And now when he comes over, he's like obsessed with the cat that's named after him.

Well, she was like, he's going to be really mad. Yes. So I called my brother and I said, do you mind? Yeah, and you're like, Mustafa, how do you feel about this? And he was like, fuck yeah, bro. This is so sick, dude. He was like, bro, thank you so much. And now when he comes over, he's like obsessed with the cat that's named after him.