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Heath Cordes

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1076 total appearances

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KILL TONY
#647 - DR PHIL (ADAM RAY) - HEB ARENA DAY ONE

You walk into your manager's office.

KILL TONY
#647 - DR PHIL (ADAM RAY) - HEB ARENA DAY ONE

They let you know that they're pregnant.

KILL TONY
#647 - DR PHIL (ADAM RAY) - HEB ARENA DAY ONE

He hands you a pamphlet from HR on how to get an abortion.

KILL TONY
#647 - DR PHIL (ADAM RAY) - HEB ARENA DAY ONE

You're confused.

KILL TONY
#647 - DR PHIL (ADAM RAY) - HEB ARENA DAY ONE

You never said anything about an abortion.

KILL TONY
#647 - DR PHIL (ADAM RAY) - HEB ARENA DAY ONE

Instead of throwing you a gender reveal, they throw you a decision reveal.

KILL TONY
#647 - DR PHIL (ADAM RAY) - HEB ARENA DAY ONE

You realize that there's no return on investment on maternity leave, but there is an ROI on sending that bitch on a $4,000 vacation tomorrow should one of you guys come inside tonight.

KILL TONY
#647 - DR PHIL (ADAM RAY) - HEB ARENA DAY ONE

A little bit about me in case you guys want to go to Puerto Rico.

KILL TONY
#647 - DR PHIL (ADAM RAY) - HEB ARENA DAY ONE

I'm 4'11 in heels, 120 pounds with a six-week fetus inside of me, and 115 pounds when I squirt it out.

KILL TONY
#647 - DR PHIL (ADAM RAY) - HEB ARENA DAY ONE

Or at least I think that's how medical abortions work.

KILL TONY
#647 - DR PHIL (ADAM RAY) - HEB ARENA DAY ONE

I don't know.

KILL TONY
#647 - DR PHIL (ADAM RAY) - HEB ARENA DAY ONE

We don't have access to them anymore.

KILL TONY
#647 - DR PHIL (ADAM RAY) - HEB ARENA DAY ONE

Hell yeah.

KILL TONY
#647 - DR PHIL (ADAM RAY) - HEB ARENA DAY ONE

We're good.

KILL TONY
#647 - DR PHIL (ADAM RAY) - HEB ARENA DAY ONE

We're good.

KILL TONY
#647 - DR PHIL (ADAM RAY) - HEB ARENA DAY ONE

We're good.

KILL TONY
#647 - DR PHIL (ADAM RAY) - HEB ARENA DAY ONE

Hell, yeah.

KILL TONY
#647 - DR PHIL (ADAM RAY) - HEB ARENA DAY ONE

That's how we get rid of them in this city.

KILL TONY
#647 - DR PHIL (ADAM RAY) - HEB ARENA DAY ONE

abortion whichever you want to whichever i don't i don't know as soon as that question got to my mouth i i in my head i said abort question but i fucking right i wouldn't know we can't get them here so uh hopefully soon i'll find out uh how long you've been in austin how about that um i moved here for uh three years ago during the pandemic uh i was in la we did a shitty uh bar show together once like in north hollywood hell yeah

KILL TONY
#647 - DR PHIL (ADAM RAY) - HEB ARENA DAY ONE

You are not wrong.